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   messageicon I wouldn't have to manage my anger… If people could learn to manage their stupidity. 
←Rate | 04-24-2012 21:16 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Penguins mate once and stay together for life. All those failed relationships you had? Penguins are kicking your ass.
←Rate | 05-18-2012 21:51 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't hate you, it's just my attitude has some major issues with your personality.
←Rate | 10-30-2011 21:42 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's almost guaranteed that every Saturday and Sunday I ask my friends, "Did I do anything stupid last night?"
←Rate | 03-03-2012 22:52 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Did anyone else know that "Fes" from That 70's Shows' name stands for (F)oreign (E)xchange (S)tudent
←Rate | 04-12-2012 19:56 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon B-E-F-O-R-E not b4. We speak English not fuc?ing bingo.
←Rate | 11-04-2012 21:18 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon They really need to add a “download this song illegally” button on Pandora.
←Rate | 06-10-2011 22:49 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you find it hard to keep a girl, find a girl that keeps it hard.
←Rate | 07-19-2012 22:09 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon That was Samuel Jackson's first ever public appearance without saying "mother$ucker"
←Rate | 03-02-2014 21:06 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Teenagers are people who act like babies if they're not treated like adults.
←Rate | 04-19-2012 22:32 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I fear the day I get so drunk that I actually accept Facebook's request to change my profile over to Timeline.
←Rate | 04-23-2012 21:20 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon You can do nice things for people all the time & they never notice.But once you make one mistake, its never forgotten.
←Rate | 02-02-2012 22:16 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Our relationship was like the Fourth of July. It started with fireworks but was over by the end of the night.
←Rate | 06-21-2011 22:21 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Doctors write the prescriptions illegibly so you can’t see that it says: “This one had insurance. Don’t kill him.”
←Rate | 01-25-2013 21:35 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facing your problems is like facing a bull...either take them by the horns, or run like hell.
←Rate | 05-11-2012 21:33 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon ❒ Taken ❒ Single ✔ Depends on how drunk I am.
←Rate | 04-10-2012 21:12 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon This beer tastes like I'm not waking up until the afternoon.
←Rate | 04-13-2012 20:41 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never trust a gut feeling on an empty stomach.
←Rate | 08-07-2011 22:31 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon To all the fat chicks that only take pics from the neck up .... good try ... good try.
←Rate | 05-21-2012 22:03 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have a smart phone with a dumbass battery.
←Rate | 06-21-2013 21:34 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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