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I wouldn't have to manage my anger… If people could learn to manage their stupidity.
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04-24-2012 21:16 by
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Penguins mate once and stay together for life. All those failed relationships you had? Penguins are kicking your ass.
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05-18-2012 21:51 by
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I don't hate you, it's just my attitude has some major issues with your personality.
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10-30-2011 21:42 by
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It's almost guaranteed that every Saturday and Sunday I ask my friends, "Did I do anything stupid last night?"
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03-03-2012 22:52 by
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Did anyone else know that "Fes" from That 70's Shows' name stands for (F)oreign (E)xchange (S)tudent
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04-12-2012 19:56 by
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B-E-F-O-R-E not b4. We speak English not fuc?ing bingo.
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11-04-2012 21:18 by
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They really need to add a “download this song illegally” button on Pandora.
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06-10-2011 22:49 by
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When you find it hard to keep a girl, find a girl that keeps it hard.
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07-19-2012 22:09 by
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That was Samuel Jackson's first ever public appearance without saying "mother$ucker"
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03-02-2014 21:06 by
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Teenagers are people who act like babies if they're not treated like adults.
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04-19-2012 22:32 by
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I fear the day I get so drunk that I actually accept Facebook's request to change my profile over to Timeline.
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04-23-2012 21:20 by
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You can do nice things for people all the time & they never notice.But once you make one mistake, its never forgotten.
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02-02-2012 22:16 by
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Our relationship was like the Fourth of July. It started with fireworks but was over by the end of the night.
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06-21-2011 22:21 by
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Doctors write the prescriptions illegibly so you can’t see that it says: “This one had insurance. Don’t kill him.”
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01-25-2013 21:35 by
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Facing your problems is like facing a bull...either take them by the horns, or run like hell.
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05-11-2012 21:33 by
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❒ Taken ❒ Single ✔ Depends on how drunk I am.
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04-10-2012 21:12 by
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This beer tastes like I'm not waking up until the afternoon.
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04-13-2012 20:41 by
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Never trust a gut feeling on an empty stomach.
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08-07-2011 22:31 by
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To all the fat chicks that only take pics from the neck up .... good try ... good try.
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05-21-2012 22:03 by
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I have a smart phone with a dumbass battery.
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06-21-2013 21:34 by
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