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   messageicon "Hello modelling agency?" "Yeah,one of my Facebook friends has 189 likes on photo and yes she is half naked I think she is ready to go pro."
←Rate | 05-11-2014 23:18 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have this weird fetish where I like to sleep with attractive and smart women...
←Rate | 06-26-2012 22:49 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women are a Weapon of Cash Destruction.
←Rate | 04-23-2012 21:23 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Best feeling ever: Waking up and seeing you still have a couple hours to sleep.
←Rate | 09-09-2012 22:18 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate when a texting convo goes like this You: heyy. Them: hey! You: watzup? Them: nothin wbu? You: same. Them: cool. You: yea Them: haha. You: lol. Them: yep.
←Rate | 01-11-2012 22:20 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon LIKE if you know what this means… Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A.
←Rate | 08-23-2012 22:20 by BEGO Comments (5)  


   messageicon The next time somebody texts me with "k", I'm going to tell them that they smell like a hippo. And when they respond with "WTF??" I'm going to respond with just "k"
←Rate | 08-22-2011 00:00 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon That awkward moment when you're late for class, and when you walk in, everyone stares at you like you killed someone.
←Rate | 05-25-2011 22:06 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon "I looooove him, I caaaaan't live without him, he is my life" No you don't, your 23, and you met him 6 days ago. Take your damn dramatic a$$ off FB somewhere else.
←Rate | 07-24-2011 22:03 by BEGO Comments (1)  


   messageicon The problem isn't government assistance for people who need it. The problem is government assistance for people just because they can get it.
←Rate | 09-20-2012 21:53 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together.
←Rate | 05-24-2013 21:38 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon too hot* blanket off *too cold* Put blanket on *too hot again* Stick on foot out…..perfect. *hears creepy noise* Sticks foot back in
←Rate | 12-07-2012 21:44 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Best Things in life are unseen. That's why we close our eyes when we KISS, CRY, and DREAM.
←Rate | 12-17-2011 22:26 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Emotionally: I'm done. Mentally: I'm drained. Spiritually: I'm dead. Physically: I smile.
←Rate | 06-07-2012 23:04 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Saying “Hey, I just met you, and this is Crazy..” is how I used to introduce my ex to new people.
←Rate | 11-02-2012 22:15 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Mission Impossible: Not eating a French Fry on the way home from the drive thru.
←Rate | 09-16-2012 21:54 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon You're right, all guys are the same. It has nothing to do with you exclusively dating douchebags
←Rate | 10-13-2012 23:34 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon LIL KIM IS STILL ALIVE?
←Rate | 08-25-2013 22:30 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon P.M.S.= Pass my shotgun
←Rate | 01-22-2012 22:19 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you're playing World of Warcraft on a Friday night & you put your ear up to your monitor, it sounds exactly like having no friends.
←Rate | 04-20-2012 21:27 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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