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Dudes in skinny jeans...there's no need for sex if you're already in her pants...
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07-23-2012 22:17 by BEGO
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If your legs open up faster than Google's homepage. You are not girlfriend material.
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07-23-2012 22:30 by BEGO
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Dear guys wearing skinny jeans, I... Can't.... Breathe.... Sincerely, your damn balls.
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06-12-2012 22:11 by BEGO
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I'm going to bed after a hard day of converting oxygen to carbon dioxide.
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03-08-2012 21:20 by BEGO
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Crazy Fact… People born in 1994-1999 have lived in three decades, two centuries, and two millenniums. & they are not even 18 yet.
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01-17-2012 10:30 by BEGO
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Football is a game in which a handful of men run around for one and a half hours watched by millions of people who could really use the exercise.
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06-18-2010 15:23 by BEGO
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I bet if Adam and Eve were Chinese, they would have eaten the snake and not the apple.
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06-06-2012 22:09 by BEGO
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They say 1 minute of kissing burns 26 calories. No wonder sluts are so damn skinny.
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06-06-2012 23:36 by BEGO
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Dear Icebergs, Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a b**ch.Sincerely, The Titanic
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04-28-2011 23:09 by BEGO
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What would life be like without women? A pain in the as$.
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03-06-2012 19:50 by BEGO
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Why when you wanna break up you hear this "u will never find someone like me?" NO Serious do you think that I leave you For being with someone like u????!
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07-18-2010 00:36 by BEGO
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Women are magicians, they can change anything into an argument.
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12-07-2011 20:19 by BEGO
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Life is like a sports car: It goes too fast, and it costs too much.
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06-23-2011 22:34 by BEGO
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When you mess up a guy's hair, he thinks it's cute, but when you mess up a girl's hair... just hope you're wearing something bulletproof.
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07-14-2012 23:01 by BEGO
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Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
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05-25-2011 22:12 by BEGO
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Love is one long sweet dream… and marriage is the alarm clock.
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06-09-2011 11:41 by BEGO
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Being in LOVE is like Being DRUNK. No control over what you do.
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04-24-2011 23:23 by BEGO
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I'm not only a workaholic, I drink at home too.
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04-28-2011 14:36 by BEGO
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The only reason nice guys finish last is because they're holding the door for everyone else.
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05-17-2011 21:41 by BEGO
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Never say “that won't happen to me!”, because life has a funny way of proving us wrong.
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09-06-2011 14:59 by BEGO
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