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   messageicon Dudes in skinny jeans...there's no need for sex if you're already in her pants...
←Rate | 07-23-2012 22:17 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If your legs open up faster than Google's homepage. You are not girlfriend material.
←Rate | 07-23-2012 22:30 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear guys wearing skinny jeans, I... Can't.... Breathe.... Sincerely, your damn balls.
←Rate | 06-12-2012 22:11 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm going to bed after a hard day of converting oxygen to carbon dioxide.
←Rate | 03-08-2012 21:20 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Crazy Fact… People born in 1994-1999 have lived in three decades, two centuries, and two millenniums. & they are not even 18 yet.
←Rate | 01-17-2012 10:30 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Football is a game in which a handful of men run around for one and a half hours watched by millions of people who could really use the exercise.
←Rate | 06-18-2010 15:23 by BEGO Comments (1)  


   messageicon I bet if Adam and Eve were Chinese, they would have eaten the snake and not the apple.
←Rate | 06-06-2012 22:09 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon They say 1 minute of kissing burns 26 calories. No wonder sluts are so damn skinny.
←Rate | 06-06-2012 23:36 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Icebergs, Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a b**ch.Sincerely, The Titanic
←Rate | 04-28-2011 23:09 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon What would life be like without women? A pain in the as$.
←Rate | 03-06-2012 19:50 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why when you wanna break up you hear this "u will never find someone like me?" NO Serious do you think that I leave you For being with someone like u????!
←Rate | 07-18-2010 00:36 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women are magicians, they can change anything into an argument.
←Rate | 12-07-2011 20:19 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life is like a sports car: It goes too fast, and it costs too much.
←Rate | 06-23-2011 22:34 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you mess up a guy's hair, he thinks it's cute, but when you mess up a girl's hair... just hope you're wearing something bulletproof.
←Rate | 07-14-2012 23:01 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
←Rate | 05-25-2011 22:12 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Love is one long sweet dream… and marriage is the alarm clock.
←Rate | 06-09-2011 11:41 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Being in LOVE is like Being DRUNK. No control over what you do.
←Rate | 04-24-2011 23:23 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not only a workaholic, I drink at home too.
←Rate | 04-28-2011 14:36 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only reason nice guys finish last is because they're holding the door for everyone else.
←Rate | 05-17-2011 21:41 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never say “that won't happen to me!”, because life has a funny way of proving us wrong.
←Rate | 09-06-2011 14:59 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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