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   messageicon I still let my phone ring a few times before answering when a person I'm interested in calls, so I seem busy.
←Rate | 05-10-2012 21:16 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon One of the hardest things in life is trying to plug in your charger in the dark
←Rate | 04-09-2012 21:13 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Drunk Logic: "she's only ugly in the face."
←Rate | 08-25-2012 22:59 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I swear Hollisters electricity bill must be like $1 a month..
←Rate | 01-05-2014 20:55 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon From now on if you type, LOL you should have to submit a video proving it.
←Rate | 07-26-2011 22:39 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon You don't have to be perfect to be useful....the rusty nail still holds the roof on.
←Rate | 05-11-2012 21:33 by BEGO Comments (1)  


   messageicon Longest minutes ever: 1. Waiting on a text 2. Waiting on your food to get out the microwave 3. Commercial while watching a good show.
←Rate | 02-21-2012 22:29 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Marriage. When dating goes too far.
←Rate | 07-24-2012 22:21 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's funny how the people who know the least about you, always have the most to say.
←Rate | 08-23-2012 22:19 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon There's two kind of people in this world: People that use "lol" or "haha"
←Rate | 06-15-2012 22:03 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If a transvesite goes missing, would you put their face on a carton of Half and Half Milk?
←Rate | 04-16-2011 23:28 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon To the people who upload full movies to YouTube: Get a life...also, thank you.
←Rate | 05-02-2012 21:08 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Poke me again, and I will stab you.
←Rate | 10-03-2010 22:04 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If a girl bangs 10 guys in a year, she's a slut. If a guy does it, he's gay, definitely gay.
←Rate | 08-16-2012 22:01 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Girls who pretend to act stupid because they think it's cute need to be slapped in the face with a brick.
←Rate | 05-31-2013 21:20 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon You're the jelly to my burger, the knife to my soup, the glitter to my sushi, and the ketchup to my icecream. My point is, you're worthless.
←Rate | 05-24-2014 22:18 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon 0 = The amount of care about your Candy Crush progress.
←Rate | 07-26-2013 23:21 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon EX means ..'' thanks for the EXperience , your time has EXpired , now EXit in my life . !
←Rate | 11-25-2012 21:38 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fact: Nobody cleans a house faster than a man expecting to get laid.
←Rate | 04-19-2013 21:52 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon There should be some sort of device that instantly makes my bed less comfortable when my alarm goes off in the morning.
←Rate | 12-15-2011 23:20 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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