Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   !ffo ssip dna rovaf a lla su oD: ereh no elpoep eht flah morf uoy rof egassem a tog I ,stnemmoc tnarongi gnikam dna ereh no gnimoc speek ohw nosrep eht oT

   I have a pervert for a Dentist.....I mentioned to him that "I'd rather get pregnant than have a tooth filled !" My Dentist replied, "Decide now so I can adjust the chair accordingly

   Telling me "Don't start" just gives me a thrill like I wasn't gonna start but now I'm definitely going to.

   Today I roasted a chicken. He pretended to laugh but I think I actually rattled him a little bit.

   BREAKING NEWS! The 47th President hasn't been able to get it up since 2004.

   It's so funny watching all these Teslas get vandalized. This is the best television in years. Can't wait until the riots !

   I got into a debate with a Flat Earther today . He said he would walk to the edge to prove he's right.... I told him he'd come around eventually.

   My class essay on internal organs was too short. So I added an appendix.

   And yet again this morning No one was standing Next to my bed Saying Your Royal Highness here is your coffee.

   Buckle up…the next 12 years will have no Dem in office. All we do is win on a daily basis now.

   For more than two centuries, it has been established that impeachment is not an appropriate response to disagreement concerning a judicial decision. The normal appellate review process exists for that purpose. Learn the law, dipsh*t lol

   I ate a kid's meal at McDonald's today. His parents weren't too happy about it.

   BREAKING: Canada to back off on tariff threat if United States backs off on theirs. As once again, the United States backs off again. Gutless pussies.

   Why do you people reply and engage in petty name calling with these anti Trumpers? Because we're proving that you're all just a bunch of f*cking sheep and in a cult 🤡 and you're just starting to realize it.

   You might not like Koenigs posts but he’s the only one here using the page as intended now. It’s 99.9% triggered crap now. Get a life people.

   The Flat Earth Society has members all around the globe.

   f Oxygen was discovered in 1772.... what did people breathe before then?

   to the lady with all the hot selfies who claims she could steal my husband if she wanted... I will have him ready for you at 3

   Ladies, you can tell a lot about a man by the way dogs react to him. For instance, if the police K9 is biting him, he may not be the one.

   I need to get back in shape but I'm kind of waiting to see if the world is going to end before I put any real effort in.