Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
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06-29-2009 12:46
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just discovered that in Wingdings 2, the letters "M" and "J" are a white glove and a black hand. Michael Jackson conspiracy theory number 1...
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06-29-2009 08:06 by Duncan
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says the show must go on...please move on...enough of michael jackson in my news feed...
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06-28-2009 21:34
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"another Celebrity just went KABOOM!". Will tell you who it is for just $19.95, here's how to order.
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06-28-2009 15:13 by Rychefan
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says if silence is golden, then no more Billy Mays is priceless.
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06-28-2009 15:10
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ate 3.14159265358979323846ths of a pi
I'm not opinionated, you're just always wrong!
wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger. Then it hit
taking life with a pinch of Salt...with a slice of lemon...and a shot of Tequlia!!!
thinks a clean house is the sign of a broken computer.
doesn't suffer from insanity... he enjoys every minute of it.
if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCALATOR = EVERLASTING FUN
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
doesn't use no double negatives.
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06-28-2009 02:57 by Jed
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answers Bob Dylan's question: "How many roads must a man walk down before they call him a man?" The answer is 14! Now get a job you freaking hippie!!!
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06-27-2009 12:24
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"Shut up facebook.I'm trying to do my homework,"
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06-27-2009 05:05 by Payal
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Well in happier news....Abe Vigoda is still alive!!
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06-26-2009 23:36
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Imagine if the Amish had Facebook and played Mafia wars it would go sumtin like this ...."You were attacked by Don Yoder he has beaten you with A hoe, 3 horse n buggies, 6 bonnets, 3 aprons and a goat taking 1 energy and built you a chair!!!!!"
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06-26-2009 22:46
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knows when Farrah got to heaven, God asked her if she had any last wishes. She said she wanted all of the children of the world to be safe. So God killed Michael Jackson.
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06-26-2009 16:28
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the doctor looked at it his watch for Michael's time of death. The big hand was touching the little hand.
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06-26-2009 15:36
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