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people are always asking whats the meaning of life, why dont they just look it up in the dictionary. Duh!!!!
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07-09-2009 05:26 by
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if rabbits feet are so lucky, what happened to the rabbit?
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07-08-2009 11:35
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if you want to know anything then come to my house because i've got a teenager here who knows everything
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07-08-2009 11:16
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loves animals...especially in gravy
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07-08-2009 04:44
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I read that smoking is bad so I stopped smoking, I read drinking is bad so I stopped drinking, I read that sex is bad so I stopped reading.
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07-07-2009 12:46
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has been watching a lot of these prison shows on TV and is wondering why you never see any midgets in prison? Is it because they get much shorter sentences?. . .
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07-07-2009 11:03
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thinks the best part about his job is that his chair spins!
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07-07-2009 06:44
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wondering if i'm updating my facebook status now, then who is watching the hostages?
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07-07-2009 06:24 by
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planning a night he can't remember!
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07-07-2009 06:09
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wants a Sunggie made out of ShamWow material
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07-07-2009 01:44 by
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the guy that put the laughter in manslaughter...
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07-07-2009 01:35 by
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wonders if you can bring sexy back without a reciept.
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07-06-2009 20:29
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i haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
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07-06-2009 17:36
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thinks Santa Claus has the right idea. Only visit people once a year
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07-06-2009 17:18
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panicking who will keep an eye on Russia if Sarah Palin moves stateside?!
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07-06-2009 11:11
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Never really got OxiClean to work the way Billy Mays could....
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07-06-2009 10:33
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just came back from a pleasure trip (took the mother-in-law to the bus station)
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07-05-2009 13:58
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wife hinted she wanted something shiny that could do 0 - 150 in 3 seconds for her birthday... So he bought her some bathroom scales
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07-05-2009 13:48
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that pirates are better than ninjas
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07-05-2009 13:22
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Knows what you did last summer... Thanks to good old Facebook
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