Funny Status Message #4252
X says wife hinted she wanted something shiny that could do 0 - 150 in 3 seconds for her birthday... So he bought her some bathroom scales
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- # 80833 I bought myself a shiny new toy that goes from zero to 215 in just three seconds......L.E.D bathroom scales! ツ
- # 8811 letting everyone know in advance that I want something shiny that will go from 0 to 120 in 3 seconds for Christmas... and bathroom scales WILL NOT be accepted.
- # 124090 Many folks have a possession "bronzed". I'm talking about my b@lls. When she said she wanted something in the driveway that went from 0 to 200 in 2 seconds, maybe I shouldn't have put a bathroom scale out there.
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