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will even let you hold the remote control
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08-11-2009 13:00 by
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curiosity overpowers knowledge.. Now I have a midget transvestite prostitue knocking on my door
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08-11-2009 08:53 by
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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else......
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08-11-2009 04:18
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Anyone can give up smoking, but it takes a real man to face cancer.......
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08-11-2009 04:18
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I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people............
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08-11-2009 04:17
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Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.....
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08-11-2009 04:17
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tired of counting down to the next weekend or vacation so.... only 18,245 days until retirement. Take that society!
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08-10-2009 23:25
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loving that 170 lbs I lost when you left.. not only do I look better.. I dont have your extra weight to carry around!
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08-10-2009 16:57
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made my car into a hybrid by siphoning gas out of your tank.
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08-10-2009 14:18
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I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get divorced I keep the house.
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08-10-2009 11:20
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Ex-wife For Sale...Just take over payment.
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08-10-2009 11:19
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says two fools make a moron, two morons make an imbecile, two imbeciles make an idiot and two idiots make a marriage.
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08-10-2009 03:30 by
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was thrown out of a casino for misunderstanding the use of a crap table.
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08-09-2009 16:42 by
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running with scissors and eating paste
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08-09-2009 15:36
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hoping to be abducted on Monday and set free on Friday...I know its a pretty wishful thinking.
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08-09-2009 13:23
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It's my birthday and I'll lie if I want to.
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08-08-2009 12:03
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: If Blind people wear Dark Glasses...why don't Deaf people wear Earmuffs?
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08-07-2009 11:49 by
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wonders...If 7-11 is open 24hrs a Day, 365 Days a year......Why are there locks on the door?
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08-07-2009 11:41 by
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Bloody speed cameras are a complete con. Not only do the photos take about five weeks to arrive, but they cost £75 a picture.
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08-07-2009 10:43 by
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campaigning early... 'Anyone Else 2012'
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08-07-2009 08:43 by
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