bego Funny Status Messages

   There's always a little truth behind every "just kidding", a little knowledge behind every "I don't know", a little emotion behind every "I don't care", and a little pain behind every "It's okay"!

   Teens moms, calling yourself a mother because you gave birth is like calling me a doctor, because I own Band-aids.

   Straight marriage, gay marriage, whatever. Just stop showing me pictures of your kids and we're cool.

   My wallet is like an onion. When I open it, I cry.

   I hate it when teachers say "From all this talking, I assume you're done." From all this complaining, I assume you're single.

   "You don't marry the person you can live with...You Marry the person You cant live without!"

   One loyal Girlfriend is worth more than one hundred hoes..

   If you think what I just said was offensive, you don't want to hear the things that I stopped myself from saying.

   it's not that I'm bad at remembering names, I'm just awesome at forgetting some of them.

   "Drunk Posting" is worse than "Drunk Texting", because instead of one person thinking you're an idiot, EVERYONE does!

   We all have that friend that acts innocent, but is very naughty

   The Internet is a lot like ancient Egypt, people writing on walls and worshipping cats

   Mother: Clean your room, family is coming over. Me: Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realize the gathering would be held in my bedroom.

   Thank God It's Monday" ~ Your Liver

   Word of Advice: No matter what city you live in, no matter where you travel, there will always be douche bags there.

   Time I spend listening to music - 54 seconds. Time I spend untangling headphones - 17 minutes

   Don't feel to high & mighty about yourself sweetheart, cause at the end of the day, your still like a penny ` two faced & worthless.

   It's the little things in life that count. Like my salary.

   Just found out it was raining by looking outside. WTF, Facebook? You're supposed to tell me these things first!

   You'll never reach your destination if you stop and throw stones at every dog that barks. Rather keep biscuits in your pocket, feed the dogs & move ahead.