Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Now that the statues are down, tell us how your life has improved. Take your time, I’ll wait.
You can't sell electric cars if gas is cheap. If you don't think that's part of the plan, you're not paying attention.
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06-09-2022 14:30 by MM
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You had me at “I hate everyone too.”
Tell us more about your welp...
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04-19-2022 20:51
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According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man’s best friend is his dog.
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08-02-2022 01:10
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If we have zero percent inflation, why do we need an Inflation Reduction Act?
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08-15-2022 17:39
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You’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you are going, because you might not get there.
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08-18-2022 03:21
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Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example.
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08-15-2022 03:36
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Everything I know about dancing I learned from the Charlie Brown Christmas party
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12-05-2019 09:18
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Gaslighting ~ people who try to control others through manipulation will often accuse you of behaviors that they are engaged in themselves. A classic manipulation tactic ripped right from the leftist playbook.
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05-30-2022 00:04
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Why don’t you take a break from disappointing me.
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05-06-2022 03:11
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A donation of 14 billion has been made to eastern Europe in your name. Thanks.
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04-01-2022 02:17
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Girls are like strawberries, sometimes they’re at the grocery store.
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04-15-2022 02:03
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You’re only as good as your last haircut.
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08-15-2022 03:31
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At the end of the day we are all human beans and together we will rice. Lettuce pray, ramen.
I’m so old, I remember when people were well mannered.
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05-06-2022 03:10
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Anybody driving faster than you is a maniac, and anyone going slower than you is a moron.
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08-02-2022 01:09
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Fauci recommends stopping spread of Monkeypox by covering eyes, ears and mouth.
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05-24-2022 05:07
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LGBTQ=Lets Get Biden To Quit !
People should have to pass a sense of humor test before they’re allowed on social media.
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04-04-2022 05:36
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