Funny Status Messages

   i have a really good feeling this is all just going to be rain!

   "I'm gonna rearrange the alphabet and put "U" and "I" together" ~ Christopher Latham Sholes, inventor of the QWERTY keyboard and only player not totally full of crap.

   Baby I'm a troublemaker, I heard that you're a heartbreaker.

   PRO TIP: Take the wrapper off the fortune cookie before you eat it.

   Note to future husband: reserve Comerica Park for proposal.

   I opened the door and pulled up a chair for you, so we are engaged now.

   Hope john Fox doesn't have another heart attack

   If you have an iPhone ask Siri what's today's holiday lmfao

   Looks like Tony Gonzalez is the new Brett Favre.

   Wondering if there's any good Easter egg hunts to bring the kids to two days after Easter?

   Everytime Kayne is caught smiling he has to be a cheerleader at a college football game!

   Brush your teeth first before you say my name.

   Suffering is good for the soul.

   Whatever low batter indicator. You aren't the bos

   So I want you Close your eyes and think of something that you either want or need that would make you happy..dissapointing, right?

   If your other half is being cold, try setting them on fire, it never fails

   Every once in a while I'll part way too much to remind myself how much of an idiot I am.

   That's about as pointless as warming up hot sauce in the microwave.

   Peyton faggging

   The apple only falls where you leave it !