Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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DC Comics introduced its first-ever transgender character. The character is called "Wonder If It's a Woman."
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04-11-2022 13:46
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My only real goal in life is to fart loud enough to trigger a car alarm.
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04-11-2022 13:46
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My walls are full of cotton candy!
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04-11-2022 20:02
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If you hear a woman scream in the dressing room, it’s because they found my hidden camera.
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04-11-2022 20:02
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Clicked on a strange message and now it burns when I pee.
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04-11-2022 20:03
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If I say I’ll be there in a few minutes, stop calling me every hour.
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04-11-2022 20:03
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Joe looks like Nancy’s vagina.
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04-11-2022 20:03
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Kamala chases more balls than a puppy.
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04-11-2022 20:04
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The best response is always followed by a saucy wink.
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04-11-2022 20:04
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Smell that? Time for Joe’s diaper change.
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04-11-2022 20:04
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Almost forgot the internet has porn.
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04-11-2022 20:05
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What do you say to someone with a black eye? Nothing, they’ve already been told.
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04-11-2022 20:05
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To everyone who wrote "Stay Cool" in my middle school yearbook, I have some devastating news.
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04-12-2022 08:29
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Apparently it is rude to poke someone in the forehead and say "Skip intro" when they start talking to you.
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04-12-2022 08:36
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I can't wait for 'Truth Social' to become bigger than Twitter.
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04-12-2022 09:14
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Sometimes I wish I could be a load of laundry in my dryer so I could sit in a dark quiet place and everyone would ignore me for a week.
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04-12-2022 09:33
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I identify as a threat. My pronouns are Try / Me.
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04-12-2022 09:43
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I strongly believe voting should be free and fair....only if the voters are white, cis, straight, Christian and super-duper ultra right wing.
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04-12-2022 09:47 by Trump2024
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My generation grew up looking for frogs and stuff. Your generation grew up looking for a WiFi signal. We are not the same.
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04-12-2022 09:48
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If any Disney execs are reading this, call me. I’ve got an idea for a Star Wars spin off. It’s called Paul Darth, Maul Cop.
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04-12-2022 09:56
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