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   messageicon I hate when Netflix asks if I’m still watching. You really think I got my life together in the last 2 hours?
←Rate | 02-17-2015 21:12 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon There is this new awesome technology to do group chats... It's called "put your damn phone away and join the conversation!"
←Rate | 10-21-2012 21:57 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The new iPhone 5 will totally revolutionize the way I send all of your calls straight to voicemail.
←Rate | 09-13-2012 21:38 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Ex, remember those I love you more fights? I won.
←Rate | 07-17-2012 22:03 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Showing your friend a funny video on YouTube and constantly checking their face to make sure they're enjoying it…
←Rate | 12-11-2012 21:40 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hollister should offer complimentary gas masks and ear plugs when you walk in the store.
←Rate | 07-08-2012 22:49 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love reading Facebook drama, people go so hard behind that keyboard!
←Rate | 01-12-2012 21:45 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's going to be weird still checking Facebook when I'm 70.
←Rate | 03-08-2011 19:20 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can memorize twenty song lyrics before I can memorize one answer to a question on a test -_-
←Rate | 09-20-2011 20:06 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey UNITED, my ex is flying from Atlanta to San Antonio, flight 2145 row 12, seat D. Do your thing
←Rate | 04-12-2017 22:49 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fact: zoning out is your brain's way of saying “You look bored. Let me take you to a better place.”
←Rate | 12-28-2012 22:14 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Beers should come with a "May reverse bros before hoes" warning.
←Rate | 07-13-2012 21:12 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nothing’s forever. Forever’s a lie. All we have is what’s between hello and goodbye.
←Rate | 02-10-2013 22:23 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life is way too short to have matching socks.
←Rate | 11-10-2012 21:55 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ahh, Subway. It's the only place on Earth where you can force a woman to make you a sandwich and she can't tell you to f$ck off.
←Rate | 06-18-2012 22:18 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Black Parents: "When we get in this Restaurant you 8, OKAY?" Son: But mama I'm 12 . Mom: *SMACK* "Listen Here, Yo a$s is 8 you hear me?!"
←Rate | 09-19-2012 21:17 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Girls who are obsessed with celebrities need to get a life
←Rate | 05-26-2014 21:35 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why yes Officer...I did see the speed limit sign...I just didn't see your car...
←Rate | 05-09-2011 22:18 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon There's always a truth behind "JUST KIDDING", a little emotion behind "I DON'T CARE", a little pain behind "IT'S OKAY", a little "I NEED U" behind "LEAVE ME ALONE
←Rate | 06-06-2010 23:27 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Aren't we all supposed to die next month or is that cancelled?
←Rate | 11-23-2012 21:30 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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