love Funny Status Messages

   You needn't love your enemy, but if you refrain from telling lies about him, you are doing well enough.

   Dear god I love you and always will..but can you explain one thing to me :::: Mosquitos ...WHY..???

   I love you like white folks love their pet dogs.

   Trust gets you killed. Love gets you hurt. Being real gets you hated.

   I LOVE my job!! Especially the part when I clock out and leave!!!

   I'm just looking for a little love and financial domination. Is that too much to ask?

   Trying to forget someone you love is like trying to remember someone you never knew.

   You guys, how can true love still exist if we don't have mixed tapes anymore?

   There are a million different ways to say "I Love You": "Put your seat belt on", "Watch your step", "Did you eat?", "Get some rest". You just have to listen.

   If you can't be with the one you love, tolerate the one you're with.

   "Let's have a march to show our hate and give speeches about love!" Women

   Living life through a recession; Got cereal, no milk. Got ham, no bread. Got love but no lover. Got juice but no gin.

   Due to recent developments in the love market, my emotional trust funds are temporarily frozen.

   I love myself because I don't have enough money to make other people do it.

   Besides falling in love. What other hobbies do you have?

   As I caress your firm roundness with my hands and press my face into your pink flesh your sweet juices run down my face. I love watermelon!!

   when butterflies fall in love...do they feel humans in their stomach?

   Oh I love seven layer cookies!!! Each layer compliments the next. Right as the coconut starts to fade, HELLO Mrs. butterscotch!!!!

   Note to self: Stop writing yourself notes. Love, X

   Awww! Isn't that sweet. Everyone's so in love... excuse me while I regurgitate.