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Its funny how Listen and Silent are spelled with the same letters 
2 more for today Do you want some Hot Lesbein Sex and by Lez sex I mean Tea but it will still be hot
Meaning of Internet fagget according To urban dictonary last I checked is Someone that acts Tough on internet sites but cant back any thing in real life
A true Solider is Someone that fights not because He Hates whats infront of HIm but Loves What is behind him
People are like slinkys Useless Stupid But Fun to Push down Stsirs
A bisexual Is someone that likes Girls as much as the next Guy
Our Parents Spend half Our Lives Trying to get us to Stand up and talk now they 0nly want to see you sit down and shut up
Bear Grylls. His name is what he eats... and how he cooks it.
Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.
out making some changes in hisher life...leave a message and I'll get back yo you. if I don't return your message your one of the changes!
Should've Driven to New York in my Toyota to see Puxotony Phil
out making some changes in hisher life...leave a message and I'll get back yo you. if I don't return your message your one of the changes!
good girls go to heaven , Bad girls go everywhere!
I am cornhoolio, I make peepee from my bunghole
bubblewrap under his bedsheets, so during the "Heat of Passion" it sounds like FIREWORKS going off!
Most folks are carbon copies of their indoctrination, education, organized religion and politically correct propaganda. Some of us "Independent Thinkers" walk our own unique path of discovery, simultaneously emanating a vibration to source and truth.
your just pissed because its NOT ILLEGAL TO BE WHITE...YET
What do you call an Ethiopian with a feather up his ass? A dart.
What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger? Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.
As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...
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