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   messageicon Why is Monday so far away from Friday but Friday is so close to Monday?
←Rate | 05-09-2011 22:02 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Being a virgin these days is something to be proud of; you're like a unicorn.
←Rate | 05-10-2012 21:06 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The rest of the world uses Facebook to overthrow evil dictators. I just learned some girl I hated in high school likes her new pedicure.
←Rate | 03-07-2011 12:52 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't waste your time on someone who isn't willing to waste their time on you.
←Rate | 03-23-2011 12:12 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women want someone that looks good on their arm, holds all their crap, and compliments their shoes. Basically men are just purses.
←Rate | 01-25-2013 21:37 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.
←Rate | 05-06-2011 12:06 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think your first love holds the biggest piece of your heart because they made the first cut.
←Rate | 02-06-2012 19:17 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Apologizing does not always mean you are wrong. It just means that you value your relationships more than your ego
←Rate | 04-30-2012 22:33 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Vending machines are so homophobic. I'm sorry my dollar is not straight enough for you.
←Rate | 08-31-2012 22:26 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Me: I'm gonna lose weight. Me: I'm gonna exercise every day. Me: I'm gonna go on a diet and stick to it. Me: Is that cake?
←Rate | 04-28-2013 21:43 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon From now on I'm going to have to start following my brain. My heart is clearly a F@$&@ng idiot.
←Rate | 07-24-2011 22:19 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon When your world is falling apart, when it seems like things can't get any worse, please remember...I don't give a s$it.
←Rate | 03-17-2012 22:58 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why are there never any good side effects? Just once Id like to see a drug commercial that says, May cause extreme awesomeness.
←Rate | 07-26-2011 22:11 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just because I'm giving up , doesn't mean I don't care. It means I'm tired of giving my everything & ending up with nothing.
←Rate | 01-01-2012 21:34 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon BEST PICK UP LINE: Let´s drink Vodka until you don´t remember what I suggest next..
←Rate | 05-29-2012 21:49 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon At the end of Goonies, Chunk says to Sloth, “you’re gonna live with me now.” Why isn’t that a movie yet?
←Rate | 01-21-2015 18:26 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fine dont text me back then. Its not like I'm obsessively checking my phone or anything
←Rate | 07-26-2011 23:15 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If someone doesn't appreciate your presence, make them appreciate your absence.
←Rate | 05-04-2012 21:19 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you knew how many trips to the bathroom every phone has taken, you'd never, ever, ever, ever, ever touch somebody else's phone. Ever.
←Rate | 12-28-2012 22:18 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The pretty girl may get the husband....but the nice girl gets the best man.
←Rate | 05-11-2012 21:32 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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