SEDDY90 Funny Status Messages

   Its hard to Turn a Boy into a Man. Is even harder to Turn a Hoe into a Housewife.

   You know that movie Anaconda? They filmed it in my pants

   Student: can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: I don't know can you? Student: B!TCH I WILL PISS ON THIS FLOOR!! 

   If you want to Learn How to Save & Budget Your Money Ask A Republican Or A Drug Dealer!!!

   Cheered myself up earlier by putting a “no U-turn” sign in a dead-end street.

   If I caught a Grenade for you I Will No Longer Able to Hold On To You Forever!!!

   When a relationship goes flat, so does a couple of sets of car tires.

   If 2012 does begin to happen we'll just have Kanye interrupt it.

   L.I.F.E. = L.ive I.t F.ully E.veryday

   That awkward moment when someone sits in your seat

   The difference between Obama and Osama is BS.

   Internet Beef: When You can sit in a bedroom in Mexico and talk about knockin out somebody in Finland and it will never come back to you.

   evEr nitoced how hwrd it is to tpye wiht yuor left hnd whsilt you are wnaking?

   No education/common sense + a little success/money = Broke in a few years.

   Halloween is coming ... and you know what that means. An excuse for every girl to dress slutty and get away with it.

   Woman are born to be the best liars and (man)ipulate you through their sympathy strategies

   You win man.....your b!tch is bad....and so is her credit.

   when I die my gravestone is going to have a "DisLike" button before facebook does!

   If your woman is overweight, carry her on your back then suddenly fall. That way she'll know she needs to cut back on the fast food without you ever saying anything.

   What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman? A baby with a black eye!