Yaj Funny Status Messages

   wondering what ever happened to the hole in the ozone layer, did global warming heat it shut?

   wondering why Band*Aid doesnt make ethnically colored bandages

   wondering if anybody ever won the lottery playing the lucky numbers in fortune cookies

   giving up Status Updates for lent

   thinks the armed forces needs to enlist ninjas..who's ever looking for a ninja?

   is upset that facebook won't let him start a relationship with himself

   woke up and thought his alarm clock was laughing out loud at him... Then I realized I was looking at it upside down, it was 7:07

   wondering if he's the only one who thinks the lady who got attacked by a chimp and showed her face on Oprah looks like a teenage mutant ninja turtle

   thinks 'friends with benefits' should came with a health care package..

   feels like pile-driving his whiny coworker thru a thick glass table bound with barbed wire into a pool of rubbing alcohol with rusty nails and then set it on fire and drink a beer...

   curiosity overpowers knowledge.. Now I have a midget transvestite prostitue knocking on my door

   regrets to inform you that due to recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity, gas and oil, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.