Truman Funny Status Messages

   Million dollar idea: Chocolate Nerds called Urkels.

   stairs are always up to something...

   if a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then have we found the perfect location for a nickelback concert

   Dear lord thankyou for these noodles i'm about to eat, ramen

   I often worry that mankind is going to start world war III solely because we enjoy trilogies

   onions $2.98, wooden sticks $3.50, cellophane $5.00 handing out caramel covered onions for halloween priceless