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   messageicon Why can't Horatio Caine figure out Dexter Morgan is a serial killer?
←Rate | 01-28-2011 18:59 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon BREAKING NEWS: This just in from the newsdesk.....Most women are comlplicated.
←Rate | 01-20-2011 17:14 by CJ Comments (2)  


   messageicon Reminding you to never argue with someone who is not on your level of intelligence. Hand them a box of crayons and walk away knowing that you are smarter.
←Rate | 01-19-2011 10:42 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Stand up for what is right, even if you're standing alone.
←Rate | 11-24-2010 14:04 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon No one can do everything, BUT everyone can do something!!!
←Rate | 11-24-2010 14:02 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
←Rate | 10-01-2010 13:25 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon A vasectomy means never having to say you're sorry.
←Rate | 10-01-2010 13:24 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
←Rate | 10-01-2010 13:22 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
←Rate | 10-01-2010 13:14 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon The future isn't what it used to be...
←Rate | 10-01-2010 13:10 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never steal. The government hates competition.
←Rate | 08-30-2010 17:38 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon The hardest part about business is minding your own.
←Rate | 08-30-2010 17:35 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you saw me in the back of a police car, what would you assume put me there?
←Rate | 08-11-2010 17:05 by CJ Comments (1)  


   messageicon I am having an out of money experience.
←Rate | 08-06-2010 15:27 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
←Rate | 07-07-2010 15:56 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary form.
←Rate | 07-07-2010 15:35 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon I asked the Magic ❽ Ball if I was going to clean the house today and it said, Signs point to yes. Sh*t I hate when it says
←Rate | 06-28-2010 20:36 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon “Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.”
←Rate | 06-19-2010 15:12 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Got out of jury duty by prefacing every answer with "according to the prophecy"
←Rate | 06-16-2010 12:20 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon just received a coupon in the mail: Buy one sock, get one FREE! While socks last
←Rate | 06-16-2010 12:19 by cj Comments (0)  




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