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   messageicon I'm a lover of music and music has never betrayed me.
←Rate | 03-22-2014 12:07 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Im not bothered if someone likes me or Not. Even Angels are hated by Demons.
←Rate | 03-22-2014 03:02 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon wow I love how your face is 5 shades darker than your neck
←Rate | 03-09-2014 21:44 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Daylight Saving Time starts this evening, turn your clocks back and change batteries in smoke alarms.
←Rate | 03-08-2014 23:01 by BEGO Comments (2)  


   messageicon When a guy calls you hot, he is looking at your body. When a guy calls you pretty, he is looking at your face. When a guy calls you beautiful, he is looking at your heart. All three guys still wanna fuc& you, though.
←Rate | 03-08-2014 22:48 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I give up on life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my contact name as FREE FOOD.
←Rate | 03-08-2014 22:42 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon X says Well, it's easy to tell I'm single. It's Friday night and I'm at home updating my facebook status...
←Rate | 03-07-2014 23:02 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Maybe Voldemort's face is flat because he ran into the wrong wall at the train station.
←Rate | 03-07-2014 20:57 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember the Harlem Shake? I think we can all agree that was really stupid.
←Rate | 03-06-2014 21:02 by BEGO Comments (1)  


   messageicon Love is like hearing your favorite song for the first time. Then listening to it over and over again till you hate that song.
←Rate | 03-06-2014 21:00 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon My friend came over today and left his new laptop on the damn floor. My dad not knowing how old fashion he is thought it was a scale. Conclusion: My dad weighs 980.34$ dollars.
←Rate | 03-02-2014 22:44 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon That was Samuel Jackson's first ever public appearance without saying "mother$ucker"
←Rate | 03-02-2014 21:06 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon 5 Stages of Life: 1. Just a kid. 2. Don’t want to be a kid. 3. Afraid you’re still a kid. 4. Definitely not a kid. 5. Wish you were a kid.
←Rate | 02-28-2014 21:14 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon You say “YOLO”, I say “YADA”. You’re A Dumb As%.
←Rate | 02-28-2014 21:14 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just saw a K9 sheriff car with a bumper sticker that said got dope?
←Rate | 02-28-2014 21:13 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The cashier seemed to appreciate that I bagged my own groceries until I unpacked them all and said, “Damn That’s how I want you to do it.”
←Rate | 02-28-2014 21:12 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The easiest way to keep people from getting involved in your personal problems is to not post them on the internet.
←Rate | 02-28-2014 21:10 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon DOCTORS WRITING: "﹏﹏ ﹏﹏ ﹏﹏." HOW I SEE IT: "∮₪₮₩£." HOW THE PHARMACIST SEES IT: "Damn Aspirin."
←Rate | 02-16-2014 22:44 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I dont drink these days. I am Allergic to alcohol and Narcotics. I break out in handcuffs.
←Rate | 02-16-2014 21:46 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some of you ask me how I spend my valentines day: Naked, on the floor with a bottle of liquor in my hand, Screaming Adele songs to my cat.
←Rate | 02-15-2014 21:40 by BEGO Comments (0)  



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