nfl OR football OR superbowl Funny Status Messages

   Superbowl: the only time in a year that you tell people to be quiet because a commercial is on.

   Who wants to replay the Superbowl next weekend, just so we can have another party?

   on the positive side, somewhere in a third world country people now have these sweet Pittsburgh steelers Superbowl champions shirts and hats to wear!!

   Watching Cameron Diaz feeding A-Rod popcorn at the superbowl made me wish I was blind.

   If my girlfriend had a little plasma on her forehead with a football game on, I'd always give her my undivided attention.

   Friend: Who r you going for in the Superbowl? Me: Um, the Superbowl was last weekend. Friend: Ya, but isn't there several? Me: No dude, there's only one.....i think your thinking of baseball...

   What makes the Superbowl half time show better than the Grammys? The Superbowl half-time show was only 1/2 hour.

   I can't stand those people who hate football but still go along to games to deliberately cause trouble and ruin them for everybody else. Bloody referees.

   If the NBA wants to increase viewers, they should start playing FOOTBALL!!!

   now that oprah is gone, Can we put daily football on?

   No sport in this lifetime has ever brought the world together as football... You know, the real kind, not the overcommercialized self nominated world championship superbowl.... FUTBOL!!

   Thanks for all the birthday wishes. I also accept gifts in the form of beer, casual sex and football tickets.

   Hi, I'm a chick. I like long walks around football stadiums, am interested in sexist jokes about my own gender, and I'm strongly talented in the art of shutting up. Unfortunately, I'm the only one...

   BREAKING NEWS: United States resumes not caring about soccer, looks forward to NFL Football in September

   Although preseason football is like non-alcoholic beer, it feels like the lockout added 10% of alcohol content

   I'm holding cheerleader tryouts for my fantasy football team

   Philadelphia is out of batteries. Not sure if its cause of the hurricane or cause football season is about to start

   I've missed you so much, I've dreamt about you night after night. I can't believe I've lived without you, I know we will be together soon....Just 3 more days till college football!

   OK ladies....College football starts tonight!! You may now start to cheat, shop or whatever.....Just shut up and stay out of the Man Cave!!

   Football season is a lot like my se(x) life....except for I actually care when football season is coming.