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   messageicon Superbowl: the only time in a year that you tell people to be quiet because a commercial is on.
←Rate | 02-06-2011 18:44 by @AaronHerman4 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Who wants to replay the Superbowl next weekend, just so we can have another party?
←Rate | 02-07-2011 10:08 by @Bdog712 Comments (0)  

   messageicon on the positive side, somewhere in a third world country people now have these sweet Pittsburgh steelers Superbowl champions shirts and hats to wear!!
←Rate | 02-07-2011 10:41 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Watching Cameron Diaz feeding A-Rod popcorn at the superbowl made me wish I was blind.
←Rate | 02-07-2011 20:29 by dumpmonkey Comments (0)  

   messageicon If my girlfriend had a little plasma on her forehead with a football game on, I'd always give her my undivided attention.
←Rate | 02-07-2011 23:42 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Friend: Who r you going for in the Superbowl? Me: Um, the Superbowl was last weekend. Friend: Ya, but isn't there several? Me: No dude, there's only one.....i think your thinking of baseball...
←Rate | 02-11-2011 00:31 Comments (0)  

   messageicon What makes the Superbowl half time show better than the Grammys? The Superbowl half-time show was only 1/2 hour.
←Rate | 02-14-2011 11:52 by abbybaby34 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I can't stand those people who hate football but still go along to games to deliberately cause trouble and ruin them for everybody else. Bloody referees.
←Rate | 03-10-2011 19:57 by @clarkysj Comments (0)  

   messageicon If the NBA wants to increase viewers, they should start playing FOOTBALL!!!
←Rate | 05-18-2011 21:30 by greg2missy Comments (0)  

   messageicon now that oprah is gone, Can we put daily football on?
←Rate | 05-25-2011 23:28 by SPerminator Comments (0)  

   messageicon No sport in this lifetime has ever brought the world together as football... You know, the real kind, not the overcommercialized self nominated world championship superbowl.... FUTBOL!!
←Rate | 05-29-2011 14:28 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Thanks for all the birthday wishes. I also accept gifts in the form of beer, casual sex and football tickets.
←Rate | 06-01-2011 11:44 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  

   messageicon Hi, I'm a chick. I like long walks around football stadiums, am interested in sexist jokes about my own gender, and I'm strongly talented in the art of shutting up. Unfortunately, I'm the only one...
←Rate | 06-28-2011 03:13 Comments (0)  

   messageicon BREAKING NEWS: United States resumes not caring about soccer, looks forward to NFL Football in September
←Rate | 07-17-2011 22:18 by flinnie Comments (0)  

   messageicon Although preseason football is like non-alcoholic beer, it feels like the lockout added 10% of alcohol content
←Rate | 08-11-2011 21:03 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm holding cheerleader tryouts for my fantasy football team
←Rate | 08-24-2011 16:12 by flinnie Comments (0)  

   messageicon Philadelphia is out of batteries. Not sure if its cause of the hurricane or cause football season is about to start
←Rate | 08-28-2011 06:52 by flinnie Comments (0)  

   messageicon I've missed you so much, I've dreamt about you night after night. I can't believe I've lived without you, I know we will be together soon....Just 3 more days till college football!
←Rate | 08-29-2011 12:03 Comments (0)  

   messageicon OK ladies....College football starts tonight!! You may now start to cheat, shop or whatever.....Just shut up and stay out of the Man Cave!!
←Rate | 09-01-2011 13:13 by urboyblue Comments (0)  

   messageicon Football season is a lot like my se(x) life....except for I actually care when football season is coming.
←Rate | 09-01-2011 19:17 by Downey Comments (0)  

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