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   messageicon I`m not ignoring your calls, I just love my ringtone
←Rate | 01-29-2012 14:09 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nobody is calling you man...TAKE THE FN BLUETOOTH OUT OF UR EAR
←Rate | 01-29-2012 17:01 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wait, I'm still looking for a duck to give ('-' ) (._. ) ( ._. ) ( '-' ) ( ._.) ( '-') ... Damn, looks like I can't find it ¯\(ツ)/¯
←Rate | 01-30-2012 11:49 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon Froget Punxsutawney, I'm predicting March 21st.
←Rate | 02-02-2012 14:35 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon Adam Sandler looks like Don Flamingo from Mike Tysons Punchout.
←Rate | 02-04-2012 07:36 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you have a problem with me, text me. If you don't have my number than that means you don't know me well enough to have a problem with me
←Rate | 03-26-2012 00:07 by l Comments (0)  


   messageicon My mother taught me RELIGION. “You'd better pray that will come out of the carpet.”
←Rate | 05-13-2012 09:10 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon I asked my mom what she wants for Mothersday smh she never changes she said "for you to eat your vegetables"
←Rate | 05-13-2012 12:12 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon mama gettin a lil out of control with this mothers day thing , she want me to rub her feet.
←Rate | 05-13-2012 22:41 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon thats weird?! all my mom wanted was cool whip for mothers day.
←Rate | 05-13-2012 22:45 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon You can't threaten me with Work when I came to Work.
←Rate | 06-18-2012 18:47 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Either Pray Or Worry, Don't Do Both"
←Rate | 06-18-2012 19:02 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon Valentines Day, Aint nobody got time for that!
←Rate | 02-12-2013 23:09 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon 90% of the time I drop my IPhone because I wanna see a picture horizontal.
←Rate | 02-28-2013 05:14 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do I have to add my birthday to your calendar? It's on my page.
←Rate | 03-21-2013 18:08 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon My brackets perfect so far, I fill it out after every game.
←Rate | 03-22-2013 17:39 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I ain't invited to dinner I could care less about what you made!
←Rate | 04-10-2013 22:19 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just bought a Birthday cake. It's not my Birthday, I just wanted cake.
←Rate | 04-20-2013 10:56 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon This status is dedicated to all the pretty girls and the ugly ones too cause to me your pretty anyway baby.
←Rate | 04-30-2013 18:49 by L Comments (1)  


   messageicon Jason Collins needs a bubble bath
←Rate | 04-30-2013 18:52 by L Comments (0)  




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