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   messageicon The girl on the flyer is never at the club.
←Rate | 04-04-2015 18:48 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon I`m not ignoring your calls, I just love my ringtone
←Rate | 01-29-2012 14:09 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do I have to add my birthday to your calendar? It's on my page.
←Rate | 03-21-2013 18:08 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon My 2011 New Years Resolution is to hangout with more than 2 of my facebook friends.
←Rate | 09-25-2010 01:57 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon when I die.... my older posts will keep you entertained forever.
←Rate | 07-11-2011 22:56 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon 200 Happy Birthday Messages on my wall and all I got was a Farmville tractor.
←Rate | 06-08-2011 13:04 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
←Rate | 10-27-2011 12:32 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why does Jello have a smell when you add the powder in the water, but when it "gels" the smell is gone?
←Rate | 08-26-2010 21:40 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who needs the NFL Ticket when you have Facebook?
←Rate | 11-25-2013 01:43 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon Super Bowl Weekend!! Should I wear my shot glasses or beer goggles??
←Rate | 02-05-2011 10:22 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon "im gonna have to steal this" my number one "compliment"
←Rate | 12-15-2011 17:33 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do I turn left where nothing is right? Or do I turn right where nothing is left?..
←Rate | 07-24-2011 16:16 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies stop wearing them pajama pants and them dirty Uggs!!
←Rate | 01-03-2012 22:26 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon can't get with this day light savings, I'm moving to Hawaii.
←Rate | 11-12-2010 07:02 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon 2012: get rich or die Mayan!
←Rate | 12-30-2011 14:44 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon i wake up, stare at the ceiling, I'm alive, what a beautiful feeling
←Rate | 11-05-2011 14:03 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon You can't threaten me with Work when I came to Work.
←Rate | 06-18-2012 18:47 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies walk the dog don't let the dog walk you
←Rate | 10-23-2014 18:03 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pro tip: the kids run around a little longer of you forget to hide the eggs
←Rate | 04-18-2014 16:05 by L Comments (0)  


   messageicon Im tryin to beat The Heat like Dirk Nowitzki.
←Rate | 07-22-2011 17:33 by L Comments (0)  



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