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   messageicon In memory of Whitney Houston, all flags should be lowered a crack..
←Rate | 02-11-2015 09:48 by Yaj Comments (0)  

   messageicon "Hi Kids! Wanna see how I lost all this weight playing hide the salami? And you might get to see my footlong!!! (which is actually 11")
←Rate | 07-07-2015 11:40 by Yaj Comments (0)  

   messageicon I didn't realize the AIDS epidemic was so bad, they say one in every two and a half men have it
←Rate | 11-18-2015 13:05 by Yaj Comments (1)  

   messageicon Shoutout to ATM fees for making me buy my own money
←Rate | 02-11-2016 22:23 by Yaj Comments (0)  

   messageicon In the dog world, humans are elves that routinely live to be 500+ years old.
←Rate | 05-13-2016 15:51 by Yaj Comments (0)  

   messageicon Today I heard a guy on the street say, 'It's chowder season, baby!' so I pushed him in front of a bus because those are awesome last words
←Rate | 12-09-2016 07:18 by Yaj Comments (0)  

   messageicon Never criticise your husband's faults. It may have been those little imperfections which stopped him from getting a better wife.
←Rate | 12-29-2016 13:01 by Yaj Comments (0)  

   messageicon It was nice to see Rose from the Titanic do the coin toss..
←Rate | 02-06-2017 09:42 by Yaj Comments (0)  

   messageicon It's probably called almond milk because nut juice doesn't sound as enticing..
←Rate | 07-13-2017 09:12 by Yaj Comments (3)  

   messageicon Congrats Khloe Kardashian! You're father was granted parole!
←Rate | 07-20-2017 15:55 by Yaj Comments (0)  


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