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   messageicon What you call hoarding, I call forgetting to take out the garbage for 278 consecutive weeks.
←Rate | 04-26-2011 12:27 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon "Wow, this place is so clean! I could literally eat off the floor!" - my dog at every place she's ever been.
←Rate | 04-26-2011 13:17 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Woman are born to be the best liars and (man)ipulate you through their sympathy strategies
←Rate | 04-27-2011 02:25 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The only time I've ever had a chip on my shoulder was when I tried to dump the entire bag into my mouth at once.
←Rate | 05-01-2011 14:13 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I have a confession to make... "I want to get back with my ex"...LOL Just Kidding..."I'd rather SH!T in my hands and clap!"
←Rate | 05-03-2011 02:51 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Let's play a game. Let's pretend we're in love. lets text each other all the time, just for the fun. Whoever falls in love first, loses.
←Rate | 05-03-2011 12:35 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon BED AND BREAKFAST: Two things the kids will never make for themselves.
←Rate | 05-12-2011 12:08 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Spongebob is Asian. He's yellow, can't drive and does karate.
←Rate | 05-15-2011 15:25 by seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon just made..... "I survived May 21st" \(^^,)/ T-Shirts... Who wants one?
←Rate | 05-22-2011 13:44 by seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I would punch you straight in the face but my hand would get covered in the $hit you talk.
←Rate | 05-25-2011 11:07 by seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon BoyfriEND, girlfriEND, friEND. Everything has an END, except family.
←Rate | 05-29-2011 14:31 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The difference between Obama and Osama is BS.
←Rate | 05-29-2011 14:34 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Chickens: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
←Rate | 05-29-2011 18:52 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Guy: if I could change the alphabet, I would put you and I together. :) Girl: oh there's no need to do that, N and O are already together...
←Rate | 06-03-2011 01:42 by seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If I had a nickel for every time someone said I'm bad at math, I'd have 47 cents.
←Rate | 06-05-2011 15:20 by seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If your woman is overweight, carry her on your back then suddenly fall. That way she'll know she needs to cut back on the fast food without you ever saying anything.
←Rate | 07-08-2011 10:36 by seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If lesbians hate men so much, then why do they all try to look like truck drivers?
←Rate | 11-05-2011 01:19 by seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon You win man.....your b!tch is bad....and so is her credit.
←Rate | 12-28-2011 07:15 by seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Spongebob is Definetly Asian! he's Yellow! he knows Karate and he cant drive.
←Rate | 01-10-2012 03:29 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Will you be mine? Blink for yes, lick your elbow for no. ;)
←Rate | 04-12-2012 15:13 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  

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