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   messageicon Some open minds should be closed for repairs.
←Rate | 08-02-2011 12:30 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon At least clean up the bathroom before taking your profile picture in there.
←Rate | 08-02-2011 12:32 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just saw a guy using a payphone. I can only assume he's being told where to deliver the ransom money.
←Rate | 08-02-2011 12:35 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Going to Walmart because Target requires a shower.
←Rate | 08-13-2011 13:34 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Summer is the season when a man thinks he can cook better on an outdoor grill than his wife can on an indoor stove
←Rate | 08-21-2011 13:18 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Losing friends and alienating people, one day at a time!
←Rate | 08-22-2011 14:32 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wow The ones u'd take a bullet for are the ones holding the trigger!!
←Rate | 09-23-2011 19:40 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I say “Nevermind.” I really mean you should've listened the first time
←Rate | 09-28-2011 11:45 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Have you noticed each generation is getting ruder and shorter?
←Rate | 09-28-2011 11:47 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only time I've ever had a chip on my shoulder was when I tried to dump the entire bag into my mouth at once.
←Rate | 09-28-2011 11:48 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Guess who just discovered the bipolar emoticon? :):
←Rate | 09-28-2011 13:19 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wasn't it beautiful when you believed in everything, and everybody believed in you?
←Rate | 10-24-2011 19:51 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Laughter burns calories.
←Rate | 11-12-2011 11:59 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent Condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got married last month. Wife knows everything."
←Rate | 11-12-2011 12:10 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon God must love stupid people. He made so many.
←Rate | 11-12-2011 12:19 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do you know why Californians love Thanksgiving Day?...It's the only time of year they get to see natural breast!
←Rate | 11-16-2011 10:34 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon “So you think that money is the root of all evil. Have you ever asked what is the root of all money?
←Rate | 11-17-2011 21:10 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Think about this. Somebody in the world right now couldn't imagine life without you. That alone should give you the strength to smile.
←Rate | 11-21-2011 20:13 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon IHOP is like Walmart but with pancakes.
←Rate | 12-04-2011 20:32 by CJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pretending that the laser pointer app on your phone tells you if your kid brushed his teeth good enough..priceless!
←Rate | 12-17-2011 22:16 by CJ Comments (0)  




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