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   messageicon People are judging you right now. you dont need everyone 2 like u. Its your people that matter. Those who dont give an F change the world. The rest do not. Do things that you consider embarrassing. Accept awkwardness. Refuse boundaries. Live.
←Rate | 03-27-2012 15:06 by Yaj Comments (0)  

   messageicon It's only October 17th and I'm already sick of seeing anything regarding black friday .. seriously people have you no respect?? its african-american friday, dammit!
←Rate | 10-17-2014 16:05 by Yaj Comments (0)  

   messageicon sometimes feels like going up to people who have just been seated at a restaraunt and say "Just to let you know, the last person that sat here threw up on the table"...
←Rate | 04-18-2011 14:24 by Yaj Comments (0)  

   messageicon My girlfriend called me a pedophile! I was shocked! That's such a big word for a 5 year old
←Rate | 06-30-2011 09:17 by Yaj Comments (0)  

   messageicon My first thoughts after hearing that Richard Dawson died were ... again?
←Rate | 06-04-2012 07:46 by Yaj Comments (0)  

   messageicon wondering if he's the only one who thinks the lady who got attacked by a chimp and showed her face on Oprah looks like a teenage mutant ninja turtle
←Rate | 11-12-2009 08:56 by Yaj Comments (0)  

   messageicon Apparently punching an alien looking thing in the face and saying "Welcome to Earth" isn't acceptable on a newborn baby
←Rate | 01-03-2012 10:21 by Yaj Comments (0)  

   messageicon It was nice to see Rose from the Titanic do the coin toss..
←Rate | 02-06-2017 09:42 by Yaj Comments (0)  

   messageicon "Hi Kids! Wanna see how I lost all this weight playing hide the salami? And you might get to see my footlong!!! (which is actually 11")
←Rate | 07-07-2015 11:40 by Yaj Comments (0)  

   messageicon It seems as if I come across the most scary spiders while I'm in the bathroom. For that, I am somewhat grateful
←Rate | 08-12-2014 16:46 by Yaj Comments (0)  


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