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   messageicon "The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
←Rate | 03-06-2011 23:34 by seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon "Wow, this place is so clean! I could literally eat off the floor!" - my dog at every place she's ever been.
←Rate | 04-26-2011 13:17 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon just made..... "I survived May 21st" \(^^,)/ T-Shirts... Who wants one?
←Rate | 05-22-2011 13:44 by seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Super Mario Been Encouraging Men To take Stuff to get Bigger Since the 80's
←Rate | 01-27-2011 14:29 by seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Its hard to Turn a Boy into a Man. Is even harder to Turn a Hoe into a Housewife.
←Rate | 04-05-2011 01:55 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon You know that movie Anaconda? They filmed it in my pants
←Rate | 03-18-2011 01:10 by seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Student: can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: I don't know can you? Student: B!TCH I WILL PISS ON THIS FLOOR!! 
←Rate | 03-01-2011 15:48 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Cheered myself up earlier by putting a “no U-turn” sign in a dead-end street.
←Rate | 04-08-2011 09:52 by seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you want to Learn How to Save & Budget Your Money Ask A Republican Or A Drug Dealer!!!
←Rate | 04-22-2012 23:54 by SEDDY90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If I caught a Grenade for you I Will No Longer Able to Hold On To You Forever!!!
←Rate | 02-27-2011 14:17 by seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon When a relationship goes flat, so does a couple of sets of car tires.
←Rate | 04-07-2010 09:54 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If 2012 does begin to happen we'll just have Kanye interrupt it.
←Rate | 01-30-2011 09:24 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon L.I.F.E. = L.ive I.t F.ully E.veryday
←Rate | 02-04-2011 18:39 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon That awkward moment when someone sits in your seat
←Rate | 02-03-2011 05:10 by seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The difference between Obama and Osama is BS.
←Rate | 05-29-2011 14:34 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Internet Beef: When You can sit in a bedroom in Mexico and talk about knockin out somebody in Finland and it will never come back to you.
←Rate | 02-16-2011 06:39 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon evEr nitoced how hwrd it is to tpye wiht yuor left hnd whsilt you are wnaking?
←Rate | 03-06-2011 23:40 by seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Ever notice that the word 'Heck' is a mixture between 'Hell' & 'F*ck'?
←Rate | 02-26-2011 04:18 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon No education/common sense + a little success/money = Broke in a few years.
←Rate | 02-11-2011 06:19 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Halloween is coming ... and you know what that means. An excuse for every girl to dress slutty and get away with it.
←Rate | 04-06-2010 12:14 by Seddy90 Comments (0)  

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