SEAN Funny Status Messages



Sort:  Recent   |   Oldest   |   Rating
Filter On | Filter Off | No Trump


Search Messages:
[Clear]

Search results for status messages containing 'SEAN': View All Messages
Page: 6 of 38

   messageicon My favorite Black Friday tradition is watching the day's Walmart tramplings on the evening news.
←Rate | 11-19-2012 15:38 by SEAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why isnt there any black friday deals at the liquir store....
←Rate | 11-23-2012 08:27 by SEAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you are under house arrest but live in a mobile home can you go anywhere you want?
←Rate | 11-29-2011 09:49 by SEAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Are you even listening to me?" is a weird way for my wife to start a conversation.
←Rate | 09-27-2014 15:36 by SEAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not one to brag about my Press exposure but yes, it's true what they're saying in my local paper. I am selling my couch
←Rate | 11-01-2011 16:12 by SEAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon Found an old playboy from the 70's last night, I wonder why they didnt call it hair club for men...
←Rate | 04-19-2012 09:46 by SEAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon the good news is the doctor says I'm healthy as a horse, the bad news is she still uses large farm animals to describe me....
←Rate | 02-29-2016 06:33 by SEAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon No one will think you're boring if you walk around all day wearing a deployed parachute
←Rate | 04-11-2014 15:42 by SEAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not saying she's a slut.... but she got fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job ..
←Rate | 04-03-2017 16:36 by SEAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon It takes all of my self control for me not to write, "you sure about that?" under Facebook engagement announcements.
←Rate | 09-06-2013 09:01 by SEAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm going to start carrying fireworks in my car because sometimes my horn just isn't enough
←Rate | 02-08-2012 15:25 by SEAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hunters, you shouldn't wear camo you should dress like cars. Deer will walk toward you and hope you kill them.
←Rate | 06-19-2012 08:42 by SEAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon So if Bruce/Catline Jenner goes missing, will they put the picture on a carton of Half & Half?
←Rate | 07-22-2015 10:19 by SEAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't sign anything without pretending to read it first.
←Rate | 09-06-2013 09:08 by SEAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon I bet cats are mad they can’t sit on televisions anymore.
←Rate | 03-05-2013 08:45 by SEAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon FYI- Clear plastic bra straps make you look like you're stuffed in a 6-pack ring.
←Rate | 04-03-2013 08:11 by SEAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon Recent statistics show that 5 out of 6 people enjoy Russian Roulette
←Rate | 05-31-2013 15:31 by SEAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon My ex offered me a ride to the appointment, I declined and politely told her that I didn't think we would both fit on her broom...
←Rate | 10-19-2011 08:46 by SEAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon ‎20 years from now, some adults are going to say they grew up on the "bad part of town," meaning there was no 4G in that area.
←Rate | 11-18-2011 14:56 by SEAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon This pregnancy test confirmed my worst fear..... I'm just fat.
←Rate | 12-22-2014 13:36 by SEAN Comments (0)  




[Search Results] [View All Messages]
Submit your own funny facebook status message here:
Name:
Status Message:

... characters left