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   messageicon Wondering if there are any cold days in Hell, and if so does Satan slam his fist and say, "okay what band just got back together?"
←Rate | 11-07-2017 11:43 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon Not sure what this might mean, but you can re-arrange the letters in Happy New Year to spell Wary Ye Happen.
←Rate | 01-03-2014 17:39 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can't wait for Amazon's new Blackmail service, where you hush money for that thing Alexa overheard
←Rate | 12-13-2017 09:34 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon likes the Hide button so much that he is now working on one for the laundry.
←Rate | 12-06-2010 07:14 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon In every crowd there's that guy that used to work in an Inspirational Poster factory.
←Rate | 02-28-2014 16:33 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Lindsay Lohan bitten by snake while on vacation in Thailand" I can't get my head around how a snake can be that organized
←Rate | 01-02-2018 20:06 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon remembering all those flashbacks from before
←Rate | 06-27-2012 15:56 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can finally join the crowd that says THE BOOK WAS BETTER now that most movies are about comic book heroes
←Rate | 12-01-2017 22:58 by markf Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've got an idea for a house flipping show but it's just me watching my kids demolish every room
←Rate | 01-18-2018 21:37 by markf Comments (0)  


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