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   messageicon Justin Bieber is the Brand Ambassador of sanitary pads.
←Rate | 09-18-2012 20:20 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon looking to trade a 9x13 Tupperware bowl for a 13x9 Tupperware bowl. The 9x13 is just to long to fit in my Microwave Oven.
←Rate | 10-09-2012 18:34 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every one should marry because happiness is not the only thing in life...
←Rate | 03-21-2014 08:10 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Zebo, a half blind five year old south african orphan has to ride seven miles a day with only one leg on a bicycle with buckled wheels and no brakes. Give just a small donation of two dollars and we will send you the video its hilarious."
←Rate | 10-09-2012 18:00 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon I broke my finger today, but on the other hand I'm completely fine
←Rate | 08-14-2015 13:44 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon What does a grape say when it gets stepped on?...Nothing, it just lets out a little wine.
←Rate | 02-28-2016 08:23 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm anxiously awaiting my front row tickets to...what goes around comes around
←Rate | 01-08-2013 11:56 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's Monday, and a strong possibility I may hurt someone!
←Rate | 10-01-2012 13:20 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some people think I'm quiet, others wish I was.
←Rate | 04-21-2013 15:40 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you don't believe in oral sex....then keep your mouth shut!
←Rate | 01-13-2015 07:55 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'" "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." "Is it common?" The doctor says, "It's Not Unusual."
←Rate | 04-21-2013 19:41 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon They say money talks, but mine just waves goodbye
←Rate | 02-13-2015 13:06 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon There is a big difference between a boy and a girl when the sy "I went through a whole box of tissue watching a movie".
←Rate | 11-05-2013 20:46 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey Bill, do you talk to your wife during sex..."Only if there is a phone handy!!"
←Rate | 10-28-2012 15:46 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
←Rate | 04-14-2014 07:19 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm so broke, my bologna don't have a first name!
←Rate | 09-19-2012 12:32 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon I use to wake up Grumpy...now I just let her sleep!
←Rate | 09-12-2012 13:05 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon being home all day with my kids don't affect me at all. Now let me go tinkle on the potty before we go bye-bye to din-din I'm so hun-gee!
←Rate | 09-18-2012 16:04 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon My friends all got really into that show 'The Deadliest Catch.' But I never watched it 'cause I always just assumed it was about AIDS...Its not!..It's about crabs.
←Rate | 09-21-2012 17:23 by MWC Comments (0)  


   messageicon Flip Flops are the Glass Slippers of the South
←Rate | 10-16-2012 13:08 by MWC Comments (0)  



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