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   messageicon My girlfriend is so dumb. It's just me and her alone in the living room and she turns around and says "who's farted"
←Rate | 10-30-2013 17:03 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Anyone remember the good old days before Facebook, Instagram and Twitter? When you had to take a photo of your dinner, then get the film developed, then go around to all your friends' houses to show them the picture of your dinner? No? Me neither.
←Rate | 03-12-2013 17:00 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Behind everyone's favorite song, there is an untold story
←Rate | 04-29-2013 16:48 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook should have a limit on times you can change your relationship status. After 3 it should default to "Unstable"
←Rate | 06-23-2013 14:54 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can't believe how strong the winds were last night. I nipped out to get my wife some tampons and got blown into a bar?!
←Rate | 09-25-2012 17:59 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why is it called common sense? it should be called sense because it's not that common any more
←Rate | 01-05-2013 13:46 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Porn has ruined my life. My toilet is blocked and I'm too scared to call the plumber :(
←Rate | 06-25-2012 15:12 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon You don't have to own a horse to know what not to put in it!
←Rate | 02-22-2012 16:37 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who's the biggest prostitute in history...Ms. Pacman...for 10 cents that slut swallowed balls till she died....
←Rate | 02-02-2013 21:05 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Condoms aren't safe at all. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.
←Rate | 06-23-2013 15:50 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I get married: we're having all kinds of sex.. Where you been Sex..Random Sex.. Angry Sex.. We're out of sugar Sex...After eating KFC Sex
←Rate | 01-08-2013 16:47 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Roses are red, violets are fine, I'll be the six if you be the nine
←Rate | 05-23-2012 12:30 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon trying to have sex when you're wasted is like trying to play pool with a piece of string
←Rate | 03-22-2013 14:46 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place and they are good to go
←Rate | 01-08-2013 16:45 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life is too valuable to hold grudges. Forgive and move on
←Rate | 10-25-2012 13:35 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Money does not change people it only shows their true character whether being generous or selfish
←Rate | 12-17-2012 18:00 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon To all the girls that wear a lot of make up. It's a face not a colouring book!
←Rate | 11-21-2012 15:50 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I hear a girl speak German, I automatically think she's a lesbian
←Rate | 08-19-2012 12:44 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ah...... The irony of the London Olympics being sponsored by McDonald's and Coca - Cola
←Rate | 04-16-2012 18:28 by Jackoo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Somebody died last night, but I didn't, somebody didn't wake up this morning, but I did, I'm not lucky, I'm blessed
←Rate | 01-01-2013 12:56 by Jackoo Comments (0)  



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