Funny Status Message #126739

X trying to have sex when you're wasted is like trying to play pool with a piece of string
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# 144781 My new workout video is 20 minutes of me vacuuming over the same piece of string instead of picking it up.
# 151894 Whenever I see a piece of gum in a urinal it makes me cringe. I just can't imagine the pain that caused on the way out! And also how does it not come out like silly string?
# 129153 I don't play guitar, but I sure would pluck your G-string.

←Rate | 03-22-2013 14:46 by Jackoo

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