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   messageicon If my job was to make health questionnaires, I'd slip in random stuff like "How fast can you run backwards?"
←Rate | 03-19-2013 06:23 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon After you kill somebody with kindness, is there a way to "discreetly dispose of the body with kindness"?
←Rate | 10-21-2012 08:08 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon How the Grinch Stole Christmas is my favorite holiday special about a burglar whose crimes go wholly unpunished.
←Rate | 12-20-2012 06:17 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon FACT: Pouring a bucket of white marbles into the hippo pen will result in a lifetime ban from the zoo no matter how hungry they look.
←Rate | 09-24-2013 02:10 by huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon My favorite yoga pose is mouthward facing pie.
←Rate | 01-29-2014 22:29 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon Before forming an opinion on an important social topic, ask yourself: what would a completely unqualified millionaire celebrity actor think?
←Rate | 10-28-2014 10:24 by huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm just a boy. In love with a girl. Standing here quietly. Behind your shower curtain. Watching.
←Rate | 09-06-2012 10:30 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon or the millionth time, yes Pandora, I'm still listening. What are you my wife?
←Rate | 09-15-2013 07:20 by huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon Leave the past behind. Smile every day. Never wear underwear. I don't know. Inspirational statuses are hard
←Rate | 10-23-2013 01:33 by huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon In 10 years I'm opening a lower-back tattoo removal clinic called 'Mom What's That?'
←Rate | 12-28-2012 07:43 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon FACT:There is no angry way to say ‘bubbles.’
←Rate | 03-19-2014 05:36 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have to assume these next four weeks are incredibly difficult for anyone whose grandma actually was run over by a reindeer.
←Rate | 12-01-2012 09:57 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I were to give up Sarcasm, that would leave interpretive dance as my only means of communication.
←Rate | 01-24-2014 05:22 by Huck Comments (2)  


   messageicon Phrases I hope to avoid in my obituary: “skeletal remains,” “dumpster,” “almost beyond recognition,” “dental records” and “shallow grave.”
←Rate | 07-09-2014 04:12 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon We live in a society that's the most knowledgeable about a zombie apocalypse, but the most likely to be eaten while staring at our phones.
←Rate | 11-05-2013 04:55 by huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon When someone is murdered, they always investigate the spouse 1st. And that pretty much tells you everything you need to know about marriage.
←Rate | 03-06-2014 05:21 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon Preferred Forms of Contact (In Order): 1) Email 2) Text 3) Social Media 4) Group Message 5) entering My Shower in a "Scream" Mask 6) Phone
←Rate | 11-14-2014 13:50 by huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never take advice from people on the Internet. Not even this.
←Rate | 07-30-2014 05:17 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon Seemed to cruel to get my dog fixed. So instead I got him a really crappy haircut. And now he can't even get a date.
←Rate | 03-06-2013 07:43 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon Silly prank: Transmit clips of backward devil talk to your neighbors' baby monitor at random times throughout the night.
←Rate | 07-11-2012 07:29 by Huck Comments (0)  




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