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   messageicon Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
←Rate | 10-13-2010 00:52 by goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon pretending he is driving on a dirt road in Hazzard county..Yee-Hawww!
←Rate | 10-13-2010 23:55 by goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't make me choke you with this imaginary cell phone cord.
←Rate | 12-25-2013 00:26 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon As cold as it is outside, today might be a good day to double-up on my underwear.
←Rate | 11-17-2011 10:32 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Every thing I know about politics, I learned from School House Rocks.
←Rate | 04-13-2011 13:18 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Try and find me now Sucka!- bread tie
←Rate | 04-24-2012 23:48 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not one to judge Brotha, but that white tailgate on your black truck screams "salvage title".
←Rate | 06-04-2014 20:51 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey McDonald's, here's an add to fire back at Taco Bell: Eat at McDonald's, you won't sh.. your pants. -your welcome.
←Rate | 03-29-2014 10:24 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon We can get a man to the moon, but somehow we can't manufacture the head of a car wash broom to stay on....
←Rate | 04-29-2011 19:52 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Contrary to popular belief, "Puppy Pimps" is not a good name for a dog breeder.
←Rate | 02-02-2012 13:05 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life before the computer punchline(see above 3): And if you had a 3 1/2 inch floppy...you hoped nobody found out.
←Rate | 10-12-2010 00:49 by goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I now have a strong dislike for Illinois, Kansas, and Maryland. Maybe if we're lucky they cheated like on Willy Wonka!!!
←Rate | 03-31-2012 09:59 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you live in the country as I do, the term "prosecuted" translates to "shot".
←Rate | 12-13-2011 13:16 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Had I had access to a smartphone growing up, I probably would have had an album titled "School Bus Window Artwork"
←Rate | 04-17-2015 10:03 by Goodeolboy Comments (2)  


   messageicon So if I win the Mega Millions tonight, maybe I can move my name from my shirt to the front of the building at work ((fingers crossed)).
←Rate | 12-27-2011 18:09 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Safety glasses? On this jobsite, we squint for safety!!
←Rate | 05-10-2012 08:42 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Crushed ice, needs to be placed higher on a pedastool.
←Rate | 03-20-2012 15:33 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Tylenol, as a Father, I can respect the fact that you make your products child-proof. However, as a consumer with a splitting headache, I hate your fricken guts 'cause I can't open the damn packet with my fingers...
←Rate | 10-26-2012 01:35 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Going half way across the state this morning, and you know what that means...this truck is now a rolling karaoke machine.
←Rate | 04-27-2012 11:46 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon On this night 30 years ago, I found out that wrecking on roller skates while wearing parachute pants was no bueno.
←Rate | 11-22-2013 16:01 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  



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