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   messageicon 16 and Pregnant? How come I didn't get my own show when I was 16? "16 and smart enough to use a rubber."
←Rate | 03-27-2012 19:38 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think it has become obvious that medicine companies have no idea what fruit tastes like.
←Rate | 04-20-2012 21:20 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Note to vegetarians: My food poops on your food. Enjoy that salad!
←Rate | 10-14-2010 22:06 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet.
←Rate | 03-29-2012 21:58 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon ""When people cut you down. Or talk behind your back. remember they took time out of their pathetic lives, To think about you.""
←Rate | 02-02-2012 22:21 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder what the person I`m going to marry is doing right now
←Rate | 04-18-2011 22:18 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Walk Of Shame: When you toss a paper ball in the trash, miss, then have to go get it.
←Rate | 05-09-2011 16:57 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon You haven't truly won an argument until the other person says “whatever.”
←Rate | 12-05-2012 21:22 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I always feel a little kinky whenever the lady at Starbucks asks me if I'd like whipped cream on it.
←Rate | 09-19-2012 21:16 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Technology is creating all kinds of new psychological problems. Losing a cell phone can put almost anyone into a panic attack, followed shortly by separation anxiety disorder.
←Rate | 09-19-2012 21:26 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon FACT: Friendships with coworkers are based on a mutual hatred for your jobs
←Rate | 10-01-2012 22:40 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon 'Beautiful women make us buy beer, ugly women make us drink beer'
←Rate | 08-12-2010 22:46 by BEGO Comments (1)  


   messageicon Every guy thinks catching the girl he loves is an amazing accomplishment. Actually, catching the girl is the easy part, keeping her is the real damn accomplishment.
←Rate | 11-03-2010 22:59 by BEGO Comments (2)  


   messageicon Based on the number of smoke breaks they take, I’m pretty sure the only reason my co-workers have a job is to pay for their cigarettes.
←Rate | 03-29-2014 23:23 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook needs a “Drama of the day” section in my news feed. 
←Rate | 01-23-2012 10:24 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes love is like having one too many drinks....you feel so good that you don't notice you're making a fool of yourself.
←Rate | 04-27-2012 21:36 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Best friends have Conversations impossible to understand by other people…
←Rate | 05-23-2012 22:00 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't be sad because someone gave up on you. Feel sorry for them because they gave up on someone who would never give up on them.
←Rate | 05-25-2012 22:00 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon So they pay $1 million for commercials of starving kids but they can't feed them?
←Rate | 09-18-2012 20:49 by BEGO Comments (4)  


   messageicon Who else backspaces their whole password, even if only one letter is wrong?
←Rate | 05-20-2012 22:34 by BEGO Comments (0)  


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