Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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I found out that if you have an annoying song stuck in your head that you want to forget, listen to Don't Stop Believing by Journey and it go away. REALLY!!
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04-20-2010 11:35
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Happy National Weed Day!!! CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET A BONG???
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04-20-2010 11:27
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thinks Larry King has used up 8 of his 9 wives....
Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morning buy it back for 50 cents.
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04-20-2010 11:01
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thinks it's funny when people say listen to the birds singing. The birds aren't singing, they are saying "I'm horny! Come screw me!!"
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04-20-2010 10:29 by Cheryl
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Happy National Weed Day!!!
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04-20-2010 10:28
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Whenever Uncle Eyjafjallajokull would say, "Kids! Pull my finger!" We were smart enough to ignore him. Is there a lesson here Iceland?
Would you like to go down for a midnight snack?
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04-20-2010 08:08
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If the world didn't suck we'd all fall off
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04-20-2010 07:09
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Decided to make "eyjafjallajökull" my safe word.
once my kid learned how to read I had to explain why all his Christmas presents said 'Made in China'
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04-20-2010 04:49
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If you think chocolate is better than sex,you really need to find that special someone. If you have already met someone special and STILL believe it,i seriously need to know what kind of chocolate you're eating!
Skilled workers are hard to find. That's why idiots are promoted to management.
the interviewer asked him, if he failed college would he have committed suicide, he said he would rather kill himself than doing something that terrible
"Iceland's Eyjafjallajokull Volcano" Earth's way of Celebrating 4/20
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04-20-2010 02:19 by Joser
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making like a baby and heading out.
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04-20-2010 01:20 by Pineapple
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WEED - 5$...ROLL UP - 1$...THAT FEELING YOU GET AFTER - PRICELESS......HAPPY 4/20
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04-20-2010 01:06
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Look down ur shirt and spell ATTIC.
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04-19-2010 23:57 by The FRED
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My safe word is blueberry pancakes. Whoops! this isn't MySpace.
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04-19-2010 23:43 by The FRED
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just realized that Twilight is about Bella's dilemma between bestiality and necrophilia.
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04-19-2010 23:32
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