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I was given 4 E's and LSD last night… Such an awful start to a game of scrabble.
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05-01-2010 00:06 by
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I just saw a message in my alphabet soup. It says OOOOOO. Oh wait….I'm eating Cheerios
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04-30-2010 23:59 by
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A huge mass of slimy ooze is moving towards New Orleans. I'm confused as I didn't think the Eagles played the Saints this year.
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04-30-2010 23:57
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Solution to two of the world's problems: Feed the homeless to the hungry.
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04-30-2010 23:46 by
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God: An invisible friend for adults
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04-30-2010 23:45 by
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You shouldn't say anything mean about people who can't read. You should write it instead.
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04-30-2010 23:44 by
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it's a quarter after one, I'm a little drunk and I need you now sounds a little better than, it's 1:15, I'm trashed & horny...
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04-30-2010 23:42 by
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being a mother is like Hotel California, you can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave:S
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04-30-2010 23:23 by
ANGELA
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To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.
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04-30-2010 22:05
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The funny thing about driving your car off a cliff, I bet you're still hitting those brakes.
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04-30-2010 22:04
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No one ever seems to realize that when someone says, "The last thing I want to do is hurt you," basically implies that there is a list and hurting you is on it.
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04-30-2010 20:42 by
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An Eskimo in the North Pole was arrested on suspicion of murder. Police want to know what he was doing on the night between September and March.
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04-30-2010 20:00 by
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So theres a new college fraternity for sluts called Alpha Kenny Body.
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04-30-2010 19:34 by
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Wait, so the 3 day rule applies to calling a girl, and the 5 second rule applies to dropped food? It all makes sense now
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04-30-2010 18:51 by
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I got a letter from the college I graduated from... I hope it's a refund check for my murdered dreams.
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04-30-2010 18:50 by
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What? That's not what "do the robot" means? It's a dance? Oh god. I am SO sorry about your robot.
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04-30-2010 18:50 by
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"When I die I want it known I want to be buried face down, so anyone who didn't like me can KISS MY ass"!!!!!!
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04-30-2010 18:22 by
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eagerly anticipating getting off...of work that is ;-)
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04-30-2010 18:16
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BP stands for Beyond Petroleum, well, not anymore, BP stands now for Big Problem!
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04-30-2010 18:05
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Men: You can't live with them, but you can't have heterosexual sex without them. DAMN!!
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