Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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was thinking, if lesbians use vibrators......isn't that cheating?
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05-04-2010 11:43 by who cares
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would it be cruel to kidnap a man and keep him for purely sexual reasons?
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05-04-2010 11:39
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would if be cruel to kidnap a man and keep him for purely sexual reasons?
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05-04-2010 11:37
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Mmmmm..ice cream sandwiches....i feel like such a tool though after chasing the ice cream truck screaming "wait, ice cream man"!
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05-04-2010 11:31
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giggles everytime I see a "no shoes, no shirt, no service" sign. I am guessing that they don't care if you come in bare a$$ed?
May the 4th be with you...but I need a Fifth.
has been temporarily disconnected from AT&T...and my iPhone...where in the hell am I?!
wondering if a strap-on is considered an artificial limb?
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
loves the smell of a home-cooked breakfast...mmmm bacon...now how do I get that smell in my house?
if I win the 265 millon California lottery this week , I am gunna fly to Somalia and collect all the trillons of Dollars I've won from all My DEAD realatives and take over the world !!!
wondering if a strap-on is considered as an artificial limb?
seen Willy's Wonka and is not impressed.
I went to Japan and got myself a discount prostitute. She love me moderate time.
I didn't call you Fred Flintstone because I thought you could make my bed rock!! ;-) I called you Fred Flintstone because that brick of a line was prehistoric!! ;-p Practice your game
Thought about staying home from work today but then I remembered the thousands of people on welfare are depending on me, I owe I owe its off to work I go.....
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05-04-2010 01:12 by Corey C
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❒ Taken ❒ Single ✔ Pimpin
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05-04-2010 00:31
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Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
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05-04-2010 00:18 by paulb808
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Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
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05-04-2010 00:09 by paulb808
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I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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05-04-2010 00:09 by paulb808
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