Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Relationships are like glass...sometimes its better 2 leave them broken rather than hurting yourself trying 2 put them back together!
C.R.O.W.S = Can't Remember Our Winning Song
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05-06-2010 05:29
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Liquor & poker...or just play cards!!!
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05-06-2010 03:57
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My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
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05-06-2010 03:57 by paulb808
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I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom took away his WII, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own a$$
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05-06-2010 03:18 by paulb808
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closed captions are like reading a book, except this book rocks!
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05-06-2010 02:20
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I play farmville and cafe world on facebook. Does that mean I have to file self employed on my taxes?
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05-06-2010 01:25 by candee
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thinks life ws much easier when Apples & Blackberies were just fruits.
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05-06-2010 00:40 by Snypa
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Loosely translated, Cinco de Mayo means "destroy their livers."
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05-06-2010 00:22
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Who the hell does my cat keep sleeping with to fall pregnant - she's the neighbourhood sharmouta :( I raised a skanky cat !!! *TEARS*
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05-05-2010 23:45
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lets just melt the ice... that will stop the smoke and i'll be on the plane again!!!
If you can't multi-task, why should I. your computer
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05-05-2010 22:26
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If a man appears sexy, caring and smart give him a day or two...he'll be back to his usual self.
she touched the rainbow, she felt the rainbow n its nothin lik SKITTLES!!!!!!!
we need to stop blaming obama for everything bush screwed up..then stop blaming bush for everything Clinton screwed up and then...oh you get it.
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05-05-2010 20:47
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Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
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05-05-2010 20:46 by Joser
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If your Mexican, iFeliz Cinco de Mayo!. If you are Latin-American, Happy Cinco de Mayo! If you are none of these cultures, Happy Wednesday
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05-05-2010 20:43
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just paid my electric bill, so i'm kinda low on the stuff we trade out for those ice cold beers
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05-05-2010 20:42 by one
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Jesus is coming, Quick, look busy
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05-05-2010 20:39 by one
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Whenever I talk to Americans I get the feeling that they just think of us Canadians as "those-hockey-loving-white-Mexicans".
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05-05-2010 19:53
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