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I saw a status that said, "Facebook changes colours if you press 'Ctrl W'. Damn that was funny.. and it really Worked, TRY IT !!!
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05-20-2010 23:01 by
RON \"ronny.jain@gmail.com\"
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College: Producing the most educated alcoholics since 1892.
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05-20-2010 22:59 by
RON \"ronny.jain@gmail.com\"
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wonders why when I see a pregnant woman and her man I picture them having sex???
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05-20-2010 22:57
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Ahhh...STRESS!! Cafe mocha vodka valium latte to go PLEASE
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05-20-2010 22:46
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I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.
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05-20-2010 22:32 by
RON \"ronny.jain@gmail.com\"
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I Didn't Marry You Because I Wanted To Live With You.., I Married You Because I Couldn't Live Without You...
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05-20-2010 22:27 by
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If women are from Venus, then why can't we send them back?
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05-20-2010 22:26 by
RON \"ronny.jain@gmail.com\"
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Many years ago I chased a woman for almost two years, only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: we both were crazy about girls.
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05-20-2010 22:22 by
RON \"ronny.jain@gmail.com\"
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A cop walks up to the car, " you know why I'm standing here?" "Because you got all C's in highschool?"
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05-20-2010 22:18
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went in to Zoomers tonight for a pack of gum and the clerk asked if I had gas? I told her I did earlier but I was feeling fine now. Some people do not have a sense of humor
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05-20-2010 22:05 by
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So if I get stopped by a cop in AZ and they ask me "Papers" and I respond "Scissors!", who wins?
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05-20-2010 21:48 by
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wondering... if my mom fell down in the woods would all the trees laugh?
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05-20-2010 21:17 by
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You all wouldn't know funny if it came down and slaped you upside ur wall..
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05-20-2010 21:04 by
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Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
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05-20-2010 20:36 by
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Today my heart will do all my thinking. It gets free reign to walk barefoot in the grass.
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05-20-2010 19:58 by
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Toothbrush: "Sometimes I think I have the worst job in the world!" Toilet paper " Yeah,right."
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05-20-2010 19:54 by
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thinks that I could have a very successful career a male model. Unfortunately, I would have to be the "before" picture. Eh, its a living.
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05-20-2010 18:26 by
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I know you need a wish right now, wish right now .. but quit postin song lyrics on my wall !
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05-20-2010 17:41 by
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Yes, I admit it. I want to see the Dalai Lama arm wrestle the Pope...
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05-20-2010 16:39 by
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Stupid bloody garbage trucks waking me up at noon.
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05-20-2010 16:38 by
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