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I wonder if Asian people put smileys like this ¦)
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03-09-2012 21:32 by BEGO
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Tired of being single? Go sleep on the couch for a night and remember what it feels like to be in a relationship.
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12-02-2011 21:32 by BEGO
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I wish, with a passion, that I could find the strength to give you one more chance.
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05-31-2010 22:38 by BEGO
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Jealousy is an illness, get well soon!
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11-28-2010 21:37 by BEGO
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I want a phone that does everything but ring.
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08-15-2011 23:43 by BEGO
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Never ever give a woman a straight answer. Give them gay answers, they love gay answers.
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03-29-2013 21:24 by BEGO
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World Population Rank: 1.China 2.India 3.Facebook 4.USA 5.MySpace 6.Indonesia 7.Brazil 8.Twitter
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05-04-2011 22:41 by BEGO
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You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and damn move on.
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07-24-2011 22:06 by BEGO
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Why don't you go buy a diary Instead of posting your whole life story on Facebook?
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10-11-2011 21:17 by BEGO
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There is a huge difference between a hot girl and a girl wearing lesser clothes.
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09-05-2013 22:48 by BEGO
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I want to deactivate my FB account, but I know I would be proud of myself and want to announce it to everyone… on Facebook.
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11-28-2011 20:45 by BEGO
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This is how my week goes mooooooooooooonday.. tuuuuuuuuuuuuesday... weeeeeeeeeeednesday... thuuuuuuuuuuursday.. fridaysaturdaysunday....
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09-28-2011 22:16 by BEGO
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Crying doesnt indicate that youre weak. Since birth, it has been a sign that youre alive.
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09-22-2015 22:36 by BEGO
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Half of my Facebook friends are still there solely because their life is a train wreck and it's entertaining.
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07-26-2012 22:11 by BEGO
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I sent a text message pouring my damn heart out, and all you reply back with is "K"... B$tch you was better off not replying.
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03-06-2012 19:51 by BEGO
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3 reasons why I'm single… Can't date food, can't date celebs, and I can't date the internet.
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03-26-2012 21:11 by BEGO
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Sex burns 25.7 calories per minute, with that being said, wanna work out? ;)
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04-18-2012 21:13 by BEGO
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Dear Rubik's Cube, Done! Sincerely, Colorblind
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04-28-2011 23:07 by BEGO
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Whenever my EX shows up in my Facebook feed, I think "I am so glad you're the one that got away."
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03-14-2012 21:32 by BEGO
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When I sing with my headphones in I think, "Why don't I have a record deal?!"...Then I take them out and I know why.
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03-29-2012 21:59 by BEGO
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