BEGO Funny Status Messages

   I wonder if Asian people put smileys like this ¦)

   Tired of being single? Go sleep on the couch for a night and remember what it feels like to be in a relationship. 

   I wish, with a passion, that I could find the strength to give you one more chance.

   Jealousy is an illness, get well soon!

   I want a phone that does everything but ring.

   Never ever give a woman a straight answer. Give them gay answers, they love gay answers.

   World Population Rank: 1.China 2.India 3.Facebook 4.USA 5.MySpace 6.Indonesia 7.Brazil 8.Twitter

   You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and damn move on.

   Why don't you go buy a diary Instead of posting your whole life story on Facebook?

   There is a huge difference between a hot girl and a girl wearing lesser clothes.

   I want to deactivate my FB account, but I know I would be proud of myself and want to announce it to everyone… on Facebook.

   This is how my week goes mooooooooooooonday.. tuuuuuuuuuuuuesday... weeeeeeeeeeednesday... thuuuuuuuuuuursday.. fridaysaturdaysunday....

   Crying doesnt indicate that youre weak. Since birth, it has been a sign that youre alive.

   Half of my Facebook friends are still there solely because their life is a train wreck and it's entertaining.

   I sent a text message pouring my damn heart out, and all you reply back with is "K"... B$tch you was better off not replying.

   3 reasons why I'm single… Can't date food, can't date celebs, and I can't date the internet.

   Sex burns 25.7 calories per minute, with that being said, wanna work out? ;)

   Dear Rubik's Cube, Done! Sincerely, Colorblind

   Whenever my EX shows up in my Facebook feed, I think "I am so glad you're the one that got away."

   When I sing with my headphones in I think, "Why don't I have a record deal?!"...Then I take them out and I know why.