Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Ha.....and the neighbors think THEY can be loud???? They haven't been formally introduced to me and Jack Daniels yet.
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06-13-2010 19:31
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I dont trust pregnant people. I have a feeling they're hiding something....
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06-13-2010 19:12
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asked "what do you like to see most in a woman" I answered "the top of her head"
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06-13-2010 18:23
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Now I know exactly why Australians have their own version of " Australian rules football" !!!
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06-13-2010 17:48
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This is a full blown Four Alarm fishing season emergency here. All thats left is to press on and have the hap... hap... happiest fishing trip since Bing Crosby Tap danced with Danny Frikin Kay.
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06-13-2010 17:37
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The last German who did THAT well on African soil was Rommel.
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06-13-2010 16:45 by Wood
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Why has "Just between you and I," never really just between you and I?
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06-13-2010 16:12
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When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
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06-13-2010 16:08
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making deposits into her buzz account...
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06-13-2010 16:04
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America is at war with al qaeda, but we're still losing the war against Al Sharpton!
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06-13-2010 15:45
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wondering why the phrase, "I`m not being rude" must always be followed by "but" ?
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06-13-2010 14:51
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Everything is funnier when you aren't allowed to laugh.
I'm wondering why the phrase, "It's none of my business" must always be followed by, "but?"
Went camping this weekend adn learned taht the longest journey begins with not looking at a map.
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06-13-2010 14:05
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Dear mother nature, now I know that last year when you made it rain for 40 days and 40 nights we had some words. This year if you ruin my summer again I might have to go against all of what I believe and choke a b***h!
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06-13-2010 13:55 by Ronnie
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Obama's Ultimatum to BP: Clean Up Spill Or I Will Say A$$ Again
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06-13-2010 12:55
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HATES that the Gulf of Mexico has been BPeed on.
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06-13-2010 11:54
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Facebook Introduces New Oil Drilling Game, Spillville
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06-13-2010 09:54
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Oldest woman, 114, dies. Her last words: "Who the f#*k is Justin Beiber?"
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06-13-2010 09:52
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BP Says It Has Successfully Contained Flow of Information About Spill
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06-13-2010 09:48
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