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loves each and every one of you. Happy opposite day everyone!
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06-17-2010 16:28 by
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When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason.
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06-17-2010 16:25 by
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Each Day we wake up and go about our daily business, the majority of us live oblivious to the seriousness of just how bad BP has really hurt all of us with their ongoing leak in the Gulf
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06-17-2010 16:16
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Just because you're a Navy SEAL doesn't make your sister pretty.
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06-17-2010 16:08
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If this day were any better, I'd be pulling my pecker out from under an anvil...
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06-17-2010 16:06
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0110001001101111011011110110001001110011 hint: binary
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06-17-2010 16:03
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Never go to Traffic Court and say, "Shut up, Your Honor...I'm not done talking."
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06-17-2010 16:00
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What do BP executives and my wife have in common? Neither has done any real pipe work in 54 days.
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06-17-2010 15:14
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Just sprayed my wife with Axe body spray. Now I'm just waiting for a bunch of hot chicks to come rip her clothes off like on those commercials.
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06-17-2010 15:04 by
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When you are SINGLE all you see are happy couples.... When you are COMMITTED all you see are happy SINGLES!!! ;-)
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06-17-2010 14:52
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busy playing with his Shake Weight.
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06-17-2010 14:50
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It was all so different before everything changed.
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06-17-2010 14:38 by
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wondering why they don't simply cover the oil spill with a HUGE portion of kitty litter.
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06-17-2010 13:20 by
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The smoke alarm just went off....dinners ready!
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06-17-2010 12:47 by
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I use to hear snap crackle pop, and think of breakfast time. Now I hear it, I think I had better get out of this chair.
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06-17-2010 12:44 by
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Just figured out how to stop the oil spill! Put a wedding ring on it and it will never put out again.
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06-17-2010 12:10 by
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..The big bad wolf tells little red riding hood to suck his d*ck. She says... "Look f*cker! stick with the story, You're supposed to eat ME!"
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06-17-2010 10:34
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RT @latinjns Jeremiah 28:11 He has a plan for your life, trust him to lead and guide you.....//Yes Lord!
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06-17-2010 10:33
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Dear Celtics and Laker Fans God will be ignoring all your request for a victory tonight so don't waste your prayers....
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06-17-2010 10:26
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wishes the hair on his face would grow in as dark and as thick as the hair on his butt!!
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06-17-2010 10:17 by
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