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on a scale of 1 to justin bieber , how gay are you?
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06-25-2010 05:23
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sarcastic comment loading... ████████████ 95% ... wait for it... wait for it..
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06-25-2010 03:15
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--^v--^v--^v--^v-_____^v--^v--^v-- For a second there, I was bored to death
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06-25-2010 03:14
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learned to never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
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06-24-2010 23:55 by
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Can everyone who has an iPhone 4 stop talking about it until the rest of the world has them? Thanks.
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06-24-2010 23:35 by
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iPhone 4: Loses bars when you hold it, gets lost in bars when you don't.
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06-24-2010 23:34 by
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When I'm drunk you're hot, when I'm not, you're not.
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06-24-2010 23:32 by
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Yes, I realize I'm leaving early. But don't forget, I also came in late.
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06-24-2010 23:27 by
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If two trains leave New York, one heading west at 40mph and the other heading south at 35mph, where are my car keys?
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06-24-2010 23:25 by
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To whoever said "fight fire with fire": do you actually test your own advice before giving it?
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06-24-2010 23:25 by
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I laid awake all night again worrying about why I'm always so tired
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06-24-2010 23:24 by
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Bond. Hydrogen Bond.
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06-24-2010 23:23 by
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I'm not sure why, but to me Cheerios sound like the happiest of all circular shaped cereals.
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06-24-2010 23:21 by
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That thing people do with their mouth when they're using their tongue to get food out of their teeth, I bet there's porn for that.
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06-24-2010 23:21 by
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Do I consider the cup half empty or half full? Depends on whether I'm emptying it or filling it.
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06-24-2010 23:20 by
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Saw a fashion report saying that with low riding jeans in style, butt cracks are the new cleavage. What was wrong with the old cleavage???
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06-24-2010 23:19 by
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Bowl cuts will never go out of style. Unless they somehow become stylish first.
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06-24-2010 23:17 by
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A friend of mine told me he doesn't drink beer. I wonder what he does with it?
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06-24-2010 23:17 by
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Your Honor, please direct the witness to answer the question. I'll ask it once again. Why are you hitting yourself?
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06-24-2010 23:16 by
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The gang war between the squirrels and the raccoons must be escalating, based on the number of drive-by victims on the side of the road.
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06-24-2010 23:15 by
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