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DEAR HATERS, I COULDN'T HELP BUT NOTICE THAT....'awesome' ends with "me"and 'ugly' starts with "u"
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06-26-2011 22:10 by BEGO
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She came to me one night. Explored my body, licked, sucked, swallowed! When satisfied, she damn left & I was hurt!!... stupid mosquito!
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07-18-2010 23:32 by BEGO
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Spent 15 damn minutes looking for my phone in the car last night while using my phone asa a light, yup that high..
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02-26-2012 21:34 by BEGO
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Guys: Wow, her status is dumb. but she's cute, so I'm going to like it.
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05-17-2012 21:19 by BEGO
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I hate when I miss a call by a few seconds, call the person back and they don`t answer.
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08-19-2011 23:19 by BEGO
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I don't care what the world knows about me just so long as my parents never finds out
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11-03-2010 22:40 by BEGO
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If you're single and looking to score, never bring girls to a bar... that's like bringing apples to an orchard.
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05-04-2012 21:03 by BEGO
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I don't play "Hard To Get" , I play "Never Going To Happen"
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03-12-2012 00:16 by BEGO
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Sometimes, talking to a woman requires a translator.
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11-10-2011 19:34 by BEGO
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Putting you're offline chat on Facebook so it actually looks like you have a life and don't sit on Facebook all day.
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09-20-2011 20:05 by BEGO
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Taco Bell sells tacos. Whataburger sells burgers. Chicken Express sells chicken. Panda Express are lying basta?ds!
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09-21-2012 00:07 by BEGO
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A moment of silence for all the brave coffee beans that gave their lives, so millions of people can get through another day.
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04-12-2013 21:27 by BEGO
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Be yourself" is the worst advice you can give to some people.
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08-29-2012 22:26 by BEGO
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Facebook is the best way to prove that you made the right decision when you broke up with that person you dated in high school.
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12-28-2012 22:17 by BEGO
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When you turn 21, you can legally do all the things you've been doing since you were 16.
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03-25-2012 23:50 by BEGO
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I'm going to open a store next to FOREVER 21 and call it "FINALLY 22".....
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05-01-2012 21:40 by BEGO
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(Person:) Do you know how many calories are in that?! (Me:) Do you know how many f**ks I don't give?
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05-27-2012 22:22 by BEGO
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They should invent a snooze button that hits back.
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06-28-2011 11:15 by BEGO
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''Are you free tomorrow?'' No, i'm expensive.
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04-14-2011 23:39 by BEGO
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Username or Password Incorrect” … You couldn't just tell me which one?
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09-07-2011 16:33 by BEGO
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