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   messageicon DEAR HATERS, I COULDN'T HELP BUT NOTICE THAT....'awesome' ends with "me"and 'ugly' starts with "u"
←Rate | 06-26-2011 22:10 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon She came to me one night. Explored my body, licked, sucked, swallowed! When satisfied, she damn left & I was hurt!!... stupid mosquito!
←Rate | 07-18-2010 23:32 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Spent 15 damn minutes looking for my phone in the car last night while using my phone asa a light, yup that high..
←Rate | 02-26-2012 21:34 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Guys: Wow, her status is dumb. but she's cute, so I'm going to like it.
←Rate | 05-17-2012 21:19 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate when I miss a call by a few seconds, call the person back and they don`t answer.
←Rate | 08-19-2011 23:19 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't care what the world knows about me just so long as my parents never finds out
←Rate | 11-03-2010 22:40 by BEGO Comments (2)  


   messageicon If you're single and looking to score, never bring girls to a bar... that's like bringing apples to an orchard.
←Rate | 05-04-2012 21:03 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't play "Hard To Get" , I play "Never Going To Happen"
←Rate | 03-12-2012 00:16 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes, talking to a woman requires a translator.
←Rate | 11-10-2011 19:34 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Putting you're offline chat on Facebook so it actually looks like you have a life and don't sit on Facebook all day.
←Rate | 09-20-2011 20:05 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Taco Bell sells tacos. Whataburger sells burgers. Chicken Express sells chicken. Panda Express are lying basta?ds!
←Rate | 09-21-2012 00:07 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon A moment of silence for all the brave coffee beans that gave their lives, so millions of people can get through another day.
←Rate | 04-12-2013 21:27 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Be yourself" is the worst advice you can give to some people.
←Rate | 08-29-2012 22:26 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook is the best way to prove that you made the right decision when you broke up with that person you dated in high school.
←Rate | 12-28-2012 22:17 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you turn 21, you can legally do all the things you've been doing since you were 16.
←Rate | 03-25-2012 23:50 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm going to open a store next to FOREVER 21 and call it "FINALLY 22".....
←Rate | 05-01-2012 21:40 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon (Person:) Do you know how many calories are in that?! (Me:) Do you know how many f**ks I don't give?
←Rate | 05-27-2012 22:22 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon They should invent a snooze button that hits back.
←Rate | 06-28-2011 11:15 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon ''Are you free tomorrow?'' No, i'm expensive.
←Rate | 04-14-2011 23:39 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Username or Password Incorrect” … You couldn't just tell me which one?
←Rate | 09-07-2011 16:33 by BEGO Comments (0)  




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