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Truth ~ only visible to those who question everything that they have been taught to believe.
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Dad: You have your mother’s eyes. Me: (huge black eye)
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04-21-2022 10:09
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My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.
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04-24-2022 23:17
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Some family trees bear an enormous crop of nuts.
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08-18-2022 03:30
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What do you call a mentally disabled person in a fancy suit?-Mr.President.
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06-06-2022 09:55
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Martian: “Take us to your leader.” Me: No! You wouldn’t believe it.
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06-09-2022 01:45
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Expecting truth from corporate media is like expecting love from a prostitute. That’s not why they exist.
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03-18-2022 03:32
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I had plastic surgery last week, I cut up my credit cards.
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07-30-2022 01:58
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Regular unleaded: Willie Nelson, Plus unleaded: Snoop Dog, Supreme unleaded: Hunter Biden
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04-30-2022 15:38
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When you’re about as useless as the “g” in lasagna.
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07-05-2022 01:54
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Running a country is like riding a bike. ~ Joe Biden
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06-21-2022 22:46
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Checked my media account and nobody cares that I went shopping. That’s okay karma will get them.
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04-15-2022 02:12 by
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People who think men can get pregnant are suddenly concerned about misinformation on Twitter if Elon owns it.
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04-25-2022 18:35
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Kamala Harris sounds like an 8 year old that didn’t read the book, but is trying to give a book report based solely on the cover.
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04-28-2022 18:19
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Welcome to middle age, berry flavored tums are dessert now.
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08-17-2022 02:34
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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine.
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05-18-2022 00:41
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Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
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08-02-2022 01:12
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Not seeing a single action figure at the adult toy store.
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08-03-2022 01:26
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The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it’s unfamiliar territory.
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08-05-2022 02:17
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How can you tell it’s a dogwood tree? By the bark.
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